The way we came
2 know eachOther!
the way we first
spOke!
the way we r frends
tOday!
amazing hw unknOwn
ppl becOme
unfOrgettable...
Monday, July 18, 2011
Collage SMS
Engg viva rocks
Sir: TELL Ohms law..
Studnt: Sir i dnt knw
ful i knw only last
part of it..
Sir: " this is called...
Collage SMS
Mat cheeno hum
bacho se mobile
Hum akele rehne se
bahut darte hai
Lelo exams SMS par hi,
Qki
Yahi 1 cheez hai jo
hum mann...
Think One SMS
Ab 50 ke rchrg pe
Rs.9999 ka talktime,
80 years ki validity,
all calls 0.01 paisa/hr,
5 laks sms free
4 more details vi...
Motivating SMS
New Style of Break-Up!!
A Bf threw 6 Cricket
Balls at his Gf...
Girl yelled 'What was
that for'... :O :O
..
Boy...
RajniKant SMS
Once Rajnikant went
for a walk and in the
afternoon the police
arrested him.
Why?
Because he reached
USA without Vis...
RajniKant SMS
Google won’t find Rajinikanth
because
you don’t find Rajinikanth;
Rajinikanth finds you....
Jokes SMS
GHAJI NI effect
"Santa opens his
tiffin box on the
road"
Y?
He wanted 2
check, Whether he
was going 2 school or
coming...
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
GOOD NIGHT
Heart Touching
A Rose doesnt means
4 proposing luv
It also means
R-Rare
O-Ones
S-Supporting
E-Entire lyf
Be a Rose fr sm1
forevr...
Think One SMS
Difference between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP -
Balance nahi he fir b
ku6 b krke baat krna
is
LOVE...
Balance hone k baad
b miss...
GOOD NIGHT
A special face,
A special smile,
A special someone,
A special hug from me to u,
A special person,
I found in u,
Sweet Dreams...
GOOD NIGHT
Sa sa re re
sa re
ni ni
sa re
sa
re...re...sa
re
dha ni pa
ni
sa
sa
ra
re ma ga
ni
sa
re..
Bas O INDIAN IDOL
SOJA
GUD...
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Motivating SMS
Simple truth of present:
if u dont want to know whats pain,
don't love anyone truely.
If someone loves you truly,
never...
CHaotic SMS
Year 1963
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-
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Aug 3rd
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-
-
Evening 07:48
-
-
-
Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte...
Friendly SMS
Likhu to paigam kuch aisa likhu ki,
Kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye.
Har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki,
Examiner bhi pass...
Motivating SMS
The secret of
successs in any
Relationship lies
In turning
One alphabet upside
down-
" ME" To Be Turned Into "W...
Good Day
Confidence comes
naturally with Success
But,
Success comes only to those,
who are Confident So,
Begin ur day with...
Inspiratinal SMS
"The greatest gift
you can give to
someone is your time
Because it's like giving
a portion of your...
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Jokes
The height of
"Bad Luck" :-
A boy and girl meet last time,
4 their break up
girl`s father caught...
Collage SMS
During Xam
a studnt who did`nt prepare,
Left d page blank
and
Wrote at d bottom,
"Dedicated...
Chaotic SMS
My past says
you met me
My future says
you wil care for me
My present says
you wil understand me
But
my...
Friendly SMS
FRIEND is a
Foundation of LOVE..
LOVE is a
Organization of LIFE..
LIFE is a
Distribution of FEELINGS..
FEELINGS...
Jokes
HEIGHT OF STATUS:
Lady goes 2 a fruit shop..
Shopkeeper:
Ur dog is eating my fruits
Lady:
Shona,...
Jokes
Teacher:
What is difference between Orange and Apple
Crack:
The color of Orange is Orange
and
the Color of...
Jokes
Crack and his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Crack shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go...
Survey SMS
China turns to wow the world with a bridge,
the longest there on the sea,
which measures a whopping 36.48 miles long.
They...
Friendly SMS
SCHOOL LIFE
VS
COLLEGE LIFE
SCHOOL:
one colour dress for 100 days.
COLLEGE:
100 colours dress for one day.
SCHOOL:
2...
TRUE LOVE SMS
1 Ladka Or Ladki Car
Me Khamoshi Se Ja
rahe the, Ladki 1
Letter Ladke Ko Deti
he
Ladka Letter Padne
Se Pehle Hi Ladki...
Friday, July 1, 2011
Friendly SMS
Friend and Blood have
only one difference,
Blood enter in Heart
and flow out
But
Frend enter in Heart
and stay inside
FOREVER
...!
LIKE...
Chaotic SMS
Aap Ki Taarif Me 4
Line Pesh Kar Rahe
Hain,
Umid Hai Aapko
Pasand Aayegi...
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Gin...
Friendly SMS
Kising a girl
on her forehead is
RESPECT,
Oncheek is
CARE,
On lips is
LOVE,
Bt
kising in front of her
Boyfrnd..
Is
"HUD...
Friendly SMS
Girls poem:-
P
Phone mat kiya karo
Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear,
Isliye SMSkaro Dear,
Widout fear &...
Motivating SMS
VODKA+WATER=
INJURS KIDNEY
RUM+WATER=
INJURS LIVER
WHISKY+WATER=
INJURS HEART
GIN+WATER=
INJURS BRAIN
Lagta...
Chaotic SMS
Sorry for distrubing you at this time..
if you are free now..
if you in good mood now...
if...
Friendly SMS
The texts you send me
night and day,
like jewels in my heart they stay;
And so to God I always pray
the best of blessings...
Friendly SMS
In the game of life,
its not important to
hold all the good relation.
but its more imp
how good you behave
with...
Friendly SMS
Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind
beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes.
so enjoy this beautiful night
in beautiful...
Survey SMS
Sadness,
apathy,
preoccupation
are all what comes to mind
when we think about depression,
but a study says...
Motivating SMS
Give thousand chances to your enemy
To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
To become...
Think one SMS
A baby fish asked her mother:
Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made...
Inspiratinal SMS -*-
Coins always make sound.
But the currency notes r always silent,
So, when your value increases,
Keep yourself calm...
Inspiratinal SMS -*-
A baby fish asked her mother:
Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made...