Highlight of the year 2050….!!!
1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next...
Monday, July 30, 2012
Jokes SMS
Boy:
My Father's name
is LAUGHING
and my Mother's
name is SMILING.
Teacher:
You must be...
Think one SMS
If the First BUTTON
of shirt is wrongly put,
all the others
are surely wrong.
Always be Careful
on...
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Think one SMS
Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a
Minute..
Son: Wyt dad, Let me Switch it on.
Gf Pic delete,
Gals Number list delete,
Phne...
Chaotic SMS
An American Doctor Died after Reading a Book at an Indian bus stand.....
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Guess D Name Of That Book..
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Guess...?
'How...
TRUE LOVE SMS
Girl: WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT.........??
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Boy: ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho......??
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GiRL KHUSHi se: WOW......
Friday, July 27, 2012
Chaotic SMS
Now all the C, C++
programs will
execute even with
Errors,
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Just include the
header file,
#include<...
Think one SMS
First Day of college..
Boy sees a hot beautiful girl
Sitting right next to him,
& writes on paper
"I love you, do...
Jokes SMS
Santa Ne College Khola....
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Banta-"Yaar Tu College Ka
Sabse Alag Naam Rakhna."
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Santa Ne College Ka Naam Rakha-
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'SANTA...
Motivating SMS
Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What...
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Think one SMS
The 3 Biggest Lies From Guys:I’m Sorry.....I Love You .....I Won’t Hurt You .......
The 3 Biggest Lies From Girl.....I’m...
Jokes SMS
Once Rajnikanth send a non-veg joke to aninnocent girl!...Today,dat girl is known as..................."SUNNY LEONE" :...
Friday, July 20, 2012
Jokes SMS,
1 Murghi Ne BAAZ se shaadi karli...Murgha: Hum mar gaye the kya...Murghi: Main to tumse hi shaadi karna chahti thi par...
Collage SMS
An Engineer having no child, nomoney, no home, blind mother,prays to God...
God says he will grant him ONEwish!
Engineer:...
Chaotic SMS
Height Of Stupidity:..A dumb girl gives a pendrive to a boy and say:...Can you give me...FACEBOOKin it.
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Monday, July 16, 2012
Chaotic SMS
A letter by a student:.Dear BOARD of Education,............I'm also BORED of Education.. :D...
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Chaotic SMS
1 Ladki thi diwani si.
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mobile leke ghumakrti thi...Nazre zukakesharmake mobile mekuch kattithi..
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Jab bhi milti thimujse...
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Think one SMS
Nothing is old
nothing is new,
just a matter
of point of view,
enjoy life as happy
days are few.
Bcz
life is...
Jokes SMS
Ladki Apna Result Dekh ke....Kya?Main Fail Ho gayi aur Wo bhi English main?................UNPOSSIBLE ! :D
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Tuesday, July 10, 2012
TRUE LOVE SMS
Dil roya par aakho
ko na rone diya,
Sari sari rat jage
khud ko na sone diya,
Itna karte he
yaad aapko,
Par is bt...
Good Night
Rat ho chuki he
apko sona chahiye,
Mithe-Mithe sapno
me khona chahiye,
Aaj rat meeting he
hamari God se,
Q ki apka har...
Friendly SMS
Heart is empty
without luv
Mind is empty
without wisdom
Eyes r empty
without dreams
&
Life is empty
without frnds
So...
Motivating SMS
Man in God's Shop:
Wat do U sel?
God: watever
Ur Heart Desires.
Man: I wnt Success
& Hapynes.
God smile &...
Inspiratinal SMS
Dis lines r hard to
understand but r so
damn true.
Once u lose some1,
its never exactly
da sam prson
who comes b...
Friendly SMS
Each day I meet
someone new.
But never find
another u...
The world is full of
ppl its true..
Yet no one ever
equals...
Monday, July 9, 2012
Inspiratinal SMS
A wise Physician said
The best medicine
for humans is
"CARE n LOVE"
Sum1 asked, if it
doesn't work?
He smiled n...
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Joke SMS
Sardar gehri soch
me baitha tha
Wife: kya soch
rahe ho?
Sardar: ye THE NEWS
walo ko kaise pata
chalta hai?
W:...
Chaotic SMS
Frndship Rules
NO Drama
NO Excuse
NO Sorry
NO Thanks
&
Don't say i m Busy
Alwys say
Yaar tere liye to
meri jaan...
Think one SMS
^ THINK ^
"Read carefully nd
get d meaning"
' Minimum love iz
frndsp'
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n
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' Maximum frndsp iz
love'.
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Strange...
Friendly SMS
Koi Rishta Kabi
Purana Nhi hota.
kuch din baat na
karne se begana nhi
hota, rishto me duri
to ati rhti hai,...
Inspiratinal SMS
TRUE LINE :
Show ur love & care
only where it gets
respect..!!
Otherwise ur heart 'll
b wounded wen
u cum 2...
Chaotic SMS
"Teacher To Student"="Can You Define Who is a Lecturer"? ............"Student" =
''A Lecturer is a Person
Who...
Survey SMS
Google Earth Gives Us TheOpportunity To Go And See EveryPart Of The World...And What Do We Do?..We End Up Looking At...
Inspiratinal SMS
A COIN is easy to
earn, but a RELATION
is hard to find.
COIN depriciates but
a RELATION
apperciates.
I lost a COIN...
Chaotic SMS
Question-
What Wil You Do
After India Wins
The Football World Cup?Answer............Switch...
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Inspiratinal SMS
Attitude is like a
Punctured Tyre..
u can not reach
Anywhere until u
Change it.
...
Motivating SMS
Kisi ne God se kaha
"I HATE MY LIFE"
God Replied Tumhe
kisne kaha life se
pyar karo,
Tum bas use chaho
jo tumhe chahta...