Chaotic SMS

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Chaotic SMS

WHO NEED INCREMENT CEO:  Ok team, today we are going to play a game.  When i say a fruit, you run to the...

Friendly SMS

A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who...

Friendly SMS

A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who...

Comedy SMS

मुंबई पोलिस हवालदार :(बॉल पेन हातात) पावती बनाना पड़ेगा रे बाबा... तुझं नाव काय?? what name...? फॉरेनर :  Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy...

Motivating SMS

Passion and Silence are two Powerful things Passion makes you Mentally Strong & Silence makes you Emotionally S...

Motivating SMS

Mind takes Brilliant Decisions with some Mistakes. But.. Heart takes Lovely Decisions with Perfection and Full Satisfaction.. allow...

Collage SMS

Boy: Hi, I bought a new iPhone 5..!! Girl: Wow Konsi Company Ka??? Boy: Ja Behen tu ghar ja, Reebok ka laya ...

Jokes SMS

Chor aaya, Tijori par likha tha: "Todne ki zaroorat nahi  Button Dabao  Khul Jayegi" Button dabate hi Police...

Jokes SMS

Ravan ko Court me laya gaya aur kaha: Gita pe hath rakho Ravan Bola: Sala Sita pe hath rakha to itna matter hua, Ab...

Chaotic SMS

Shadi me Sardar ne  Plate pe  Tissue Paper Dekh k socha  Ye bhi khane wali  Cheez hai Jaise hi wo...

Motivating SMS

रफ़्तार कुछ जिंदगी की यूँ बनाये रख ग़ालिब कि दुश्मन भले आगे निकल जाए पर दोस्त कोई पीछे न छूटे...

Motivating SMS

में खुल के हस रहा हू फकीर होते हुए वो मुस्कुरा भी न पाया अमीर होते हुए कदर किरदार की होती है वरना कद में तो साया भी इंसान...

Think one SMS

Soft Nature of a person does not mean Weakness Remember: Nothing is softer than water, but its force can break the strongest...

Think one SMS

The Bare Truth: Neither Time Changes Nor Do People.. The Only Thing That Changes With Time Is Our Perceptions & Our...

Chaotic SMS

आँसू तेरे निकले तो  आँखे मेरी हो , दिल तेरा धड़के तो  धड़कन मेरी हो, खुद करे दोस्ती हमारी  इतनी गहरी हो, के...

Think one SMS

Do something very great in Life that People should search your name on Google rather than on Facebo...

Chaotic SMS

Kaun kehta hai, Sirf Mohobbat me hi dard hota hai.. Kambakht Darwaje me Ungli aa jaye to bhi Jaan nikal Jati h...

Think one SMS

Dnt b Disappointd wen nobody stands wid u... just remember what EINSTEIN said : I'm thankful to those who left me, cz...

Chaotic SMS

For all the Corporate Folks.. Manager: Hike will be as per Bell Curve Employee: What is that? Manager: Hindi main Bolle...

Jokes SMS

Ek Raat Ek Chor Ek Sardar k ghar me ghusa Use chura dikha kar bola Sona kaha hai? Sardar: Ullu k patthe pura...

Chaotic SMS

Height of Prank Call Hello, Pooja hai..? Nahi To karvalo.... Jai Mata di...!!!...

Jokes SMS

Wife called hubby in office .. Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ? Hubby - Put some hot water n wait...

Jokes SMS

Banta at Microsoft's Pune Office for an Interview - Interviewer - Which are the 4 Versions of JAVA? Banta - Mar...

Think one SMS

An Engineer's eyes are faster than Google in searching a beautiful girl in crowd.........But........heart is slower...

Jokes SMS

मित्रों, आज हम आपको 'लव' के बारे बताते है जानना चाहते है ना 'लव' के बारे में तो सुनिये  'लव' मर्यादा...

Survey SMS

Kal parso Mumbai mein baarish hui. Sab ko accha laga. par kya kisi ne socha ke Winter ke baad direct Rainy season kyu...

Jokes SMS

Sardar was lying on beach American : R u Relaxing? Sardar : No, I'm Gopal Singh. Another American : R u Relaxing? Sardar...

Friendly SMS

If a beautiful woman goes for walk every morning... . . . . . She can improve health of atleast 10 Men......

Makar Sankranti SMS (Marathi)

आठवण आमची साठवण स्नेहाची कणभर तीळ मनभर प्रेम गुळाचा गोडवा आपुलकी वाढवा तिळगुळ घ्या आणि गोड़गोड़ बोला शुभ संक्रांती...

Makar Sankranti SMS

Dukh sare visrun jaau, God-God bolun anandane rahu, Navin utsavache Swagar karu chala, Tilgul ghya aani god-god bola Makar...