Jokes SMS

CLASSIC INSULT
Lecturer wastaking
cls. Sudnly Snta went
out of d Cls.
Lecturer - Ye bahar Q
gya?
Bnta - Sir, Usko nind
me chalne ki adat
Hai!!

Inspiratinal SMS

A perfect saying by
mirror about lov:-
"u hv d mst caring n
cute person
b4 u,
y do u expect dat
frm othrs?
Lov urself,
it wil never hurt.

Jokes SMS

Unemployed, Santa Reads Poster Outside A Police Station.....
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WANTED
For Rape & Murder......
He Goes In & Says,
Sir, I Wud Like To Apply For That Job..!

Jokes SMS

3 sardar on one scooter were going.
Traffic police showed his hand &askd to stop.
sardar said na..na
sorry bhai,
pehle hi 3-3 baithe hai...

Friendly SMS

great friends are part of memories which time can never erase.
when life is blessed with friends like you, sweet memories always remain.