Survey SMS

Maharashtra is the
First state which is
free from corruption
because all the files
are burnt

Jokes SMS

Billi ne Bandar se
I LUV U kaha
Bandar ne puchha
Mujhse dar nhi lagta?

Billi ne Hanumanji Ka
photo dikhaya aur
kaha
" tujhme rab
dikhta hai, yaara
me kya karu."

TRUE LOVE SMS

Lovly ans. by a lover

Girl-If ur mom & me
fall in d water whom
would U save 1st?

Boy-I would jump into
water 2 save my
mom & die with U

Motivating SMS

Small but well said:
"It's Better to step
back when ignored,
than waiting to b
insulted"

Survey SMS

Why !s Facebook so
sucessful..?

Because It works on
the principle that -
" People are more
interested in others
life than their own...