Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Think one SMS

When you are
in love, you  make
wonders happen.
Once married, you
wonder, what
happened.


 

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Think one SMS



Teacher:
Whats The Difference Between
"Like & Love"

Student:
When You Like A Flower,
U Just Pluck It..!
But,
When You Love A Flower,
U Water It Daily....!!








Monday, November 5, 2012

Great Quotes

An oldie, but worth a repeat:

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?
"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."






Chaotic SMS

Sometimes Words Are Not Enough..:(
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A Punch Is Necessary..:P :D








Chaotic SMS

Why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a BIG STAR like him?
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Because....
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''TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR...!'' :P