Chaotic SMS

Teacher : 
"I Love You"
ki khoj kaha huyi?

Boy : China me..!

Tchr : Q?

Boy :
Qki
iski na koi warranty
hai aur na koi
guaranty,
chale to chand tak,
na chale to
shaam tak

Motivating SMS

A Leader :
meri ginti desh k
jaane maane
kranti kariyon mein
hoti hai....


Mumbaikar :
itna hi na
meri ginti 
toh desh k
1200 crore
population
mein hoti hein.........

Jokes SMS

Smallest Leave Application By A KG Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon Ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon Ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon Ga :

Thank U
Bas Nahi Aaoon Ga.

Jokes SMS

Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye,

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Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye,

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Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par Jaunga Ki Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge...

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Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,

1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,

2 Din Guzar Gaye

2no Ne Socha Ke Ab Samose Kha Lene Chahiye,

Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...

Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola...

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Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga...

Jokes SMS

One engineering student wrote letter to his dad.
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No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
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Dad's Answer-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad. :P