Chaotic SMS

CHEMISTRY at Its Peak

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??

Student : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOW ??

Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!

Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!

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Girls will be girls!
.
Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf-
.
"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
look for flat 9A,
you ll find a lift on ur right.
hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left....
hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get the door 4u"
.
Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why m I hitting buttons with my elbows?
.
Gf-"0MG! Are you coming empty handed ???"
.
Bf:- (speechless)...

:D

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Collage Kiosk...

Boy busy doing
updates on Laptop

Girl asked Boy :
Give me FACEBOOK
in this Pen drive.

Boy give a
surprised look
to her.

Girl :
What happened?

Is
2GB not
enough for that........?

Chaotic SMS

Santa : Aaj mere pass paisa hei, business hei, bangla hei, tere pass kaya hei..??
Banta : Mere pass b paisa hei, business hei, bangla hei.... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Santa : Haramkhor fir hamari Maa kiske pass hei??

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Student in Class 

(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)

When teacher say tomorrow will be exam

(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O(

During the exam

(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)

when monitor come in

(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)

In the end of the exam

(๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)