Collage SMS

Hum Aapko
Satate Rehnge

Marte Dum Tak
Msg Krte Rehnge

Or Jis Din Msg
Nhi aya
Samajh Lena

\'Us Din Govrnmnt
Holiday Hai Or Msg
Free Nhi Hai

Gn

Marathi SMS

SMS Mhanje,
Shabdancha Ek
"KHEL"

Vicharanaychi Oli
"BHEL",

Manacha Manashi
"MEL",

NI Kunitari
Kunasathitari Khas,
Mahnun Kadhlela
"VEL".

Gn

Friendly SMS

Closeness resides in
heart.

So no matter how
busy we are or how
far we are,

whether we call or sms,

trust me,

frnds r always cared
4ever!...

Chaotic SMS

CHEMISTRY at Its Peak

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??

Student : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOW ??

Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!

Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!

Collage SMS

Girls will be girls!
.
Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf-
.
"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
look for flat 9A,
you ll find a lift on ur right.
hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left....
hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get the door 4u"
.
Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why m I hitting buttons with my elbows?
.
Gf-"0MG! Are you coming empty handed ???"
.
Bf:- (speechless)...

:D