Think one SMS

An Engineer's eyes are faster than Google in searching a beautiful girl in crowd...
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But...
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heart is slower than internet explorer while proposing girl whom he loves truly...
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agree Engineers ???

Jokes SMS

मित्रों, आज हम आपको 'लव' के बारे बताते है

जानना चाहते है ना 'लव' के बारे में

तो सुनिये










 'लव' मर्यादा पुरषोत्तम श्री रामचंद्र जी के सुपुत्र थे

अधिक जानकारी के लिए

कृपया 'रामायण' पढ़े


जय श्री राम

Survey SMS

Kal parso Mumbai mein baarish hui.
Sab ko accha laga.
par kya kisi ne socha ke Winter ke
baad direct Rainy season
kyu aya?
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Kyunki Summer toh
DHOOM 3 me
mar gaya tha....

Jokes SMS

Sardar was lying on beach

American : R u Relaxing?
Sardar : No, I'm Gopal Singh.

Another
American : R u Relaxing?
Sardar : No
I'm Gopal Singh.

Next Lady
American : R u Relaxing?
Sardar : No (Shouting)
I'm Gopal Singh.

Sardar left tht place in anger.

Then
Sardar asks one American lying nearby
R u Relaxing?
American : Yes.

Sardar slaps him & Says :
Haramkhor
Sab tuzhe dhund rahe he 
aur tu yahan leta hua hai.

Friendly SMS

If a beautiful woman goes for walk
every morning...
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She can improve health of
atleast 10 Men...