Chaotic SMS

Judge: Do you want to stay with your mom?
Child: No. She beats me.
.
Judge: Then do you want to stay with your dad?
Child: No. He too beats me
.
Judge: Do you want to stay with your grandparents?
Child: No, they also beat me.
.
Judge: Ok. So do you want to stay with your uncle?
Child: No. They beat me too
.
Judge: Ok. So tell me who you want to stay with?
Child: I want to stay with

Mumbai Indians.
They dont beat anybody

Chaotic SMS

"Laugh a minute."                           

A grandma is shopping with her grandson.

The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts: "Degree, put the toy back"!

A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, "Is that his name?"

The grandma replied "Yes! I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back !"

Chaotic SMS

WHO NEED INCREMENT

CEO: 

Ok team, today we are going to play a game. 

When i say a fruit, you run to the right side and When i say a colour, you run to the left. 

One who is wrong will not get the increment.....Got it?
 

Team members: 

Yes, Got it
 

CEO: 

Ok. Ready.......
 

ORANGE..!!!😂😂😜

Friendly SMS

A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's  laughing.

Friendly SMS

A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's  laughing.

Chaotic SMS

Shadi me Sardar ne 
Plate pe 
Tissue Paper
Dekh k socha 
Ye bhi khane wali 
Cheez hai

Jaise hi wo khane laga to Sab Sardar Chillaye:

Oye Mat kha,

TASTY NAHI HAI

Chaotic SMS

आँसू तेरे निकले तो 
आँखे मेरी हो ,

दिल तेरा धड़के तो 
धड़कन मेरी हो,

खुद करे दोस्ती हमारी 
इतनी गहरी हो,

के सड़क पर लोग तुम्हे पीटे 
और गलती मेरी हो

Chaotic SMS

Kaun kehta hai,

Sirf Mohobbat me

hi dard hota hai..

Kambakht

Darwaje me Ungli
aa jaye to bhi

Jaan nikal Jati hai

Chaotic SMS

For all the Corporate Folks..

Manager:
Hike will be as per Bell Curve

Employee:
What is that?

Manager:

Hindi main

Bolle toh Ghanta Milega...!

Chaotic SMS

Height of Prank Call


Hello, Pooja hai..?

Nahi



To karvalo....


Jai Mata di...!!!

Collage SMS

Classic insult:
.
.
AIEEE results were declared
.
.
A boy messaged his rank to grlfrnd….

She replied:

"naya number liya h kya….?"

Chaotic SMS

At a wedding reception the D.J. Announced.....

"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living after marriage?"

The Bartender was almost crushed to death.

Inspiratinal SMS

Two Best Advices For Safe Life :
.
.
.
1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ..
.
.
.
.
2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:)

Chaotic SMS

BOSS To An Employee....
.
"Do You Believe In Life After Death?"
.
EMPLOYEE.....
.
"Certainly Not! There's No Proof Of It",
He Replied.
.
.
BOSS: "Well, There Is Now. After You Left
Early Yesterday To Go To Your Uncle's
Funeral, He Came Here Looking For You.

Collage SMS

Hum Aapko
Satate Rehnge

Marte Dum Tak
Msg Krte Rehnge

Or Jis Din Msg
Nhi aya
Samajh Lena

\'Us Din Govrnmnt
Holiday Hai Or Msg
Free Nhi Hai

Gn

Chaotic SMS

CHEMISTRY at Its Peak

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??

Student : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOW ??

Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!

Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!

Collage SMS

Girls will be girls!
.
Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf-
.
"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
look for flat 9A,
you ll find a lift on ur right.
hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left....
hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get the door 4u"
.
Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why m I hitting buttons with my elbows?
.
Gf-"0MG! Are you coming empty handed ???"
.
Bf:- (speechless)...

:D

Chaotic SMS

Collage Kiosk...

Boy busy doing
updates on Laptop

Girl asked Boy :
Give me FACEBOOK
in this Pen drive.

Boy give a
surprised look
to her.

Girl :
What happened?

Is
2GB not
enough for that........?

Chaotic SMS

Santa : Aaj mere pass paisa hei, business hei, bangla hei, tere pass kaya hei..??
Banta : Mere pass b paisa hei, business hei, bangla hei.... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Santa : Haramkhor fir hamari Maa kiske pass hei??

Chaotic SMS

Student in Class 

(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)

When teacher say tomorrow will be exam

(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O(

During the exam

(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)

when monitor come in

(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)

In the end of the exam

(๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)