Jokes SMS

Ek Raat

Ek Chor

Ek Sardar k ghar me ghusa

Use chura dikha kar bola

Sona
kaha hai?

Sardar:
Ullu k patthe
pura ghar khali hai

kahi bhi jaake Soja...

Chaotic SMS

Height of Prank Call


Hello, Pooja hai..?

Nahi



To karvalo....


Jai Mata di...!!!

Chaotic SMS

CHEMISTRY at Its Peak

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??

Student : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOW ??

Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!

Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!

Chaotic SMS

Collage Kiosk...

Boy busy doing
updates on Laptop

Girl asked Boy :
Give me FACEBOOK
in this Pen drive.

Boy give a
surprised look
to her.

Girl :
What happened?

Is
2GB not
enough for that........?

Collage SMS

Nark Me Apne-Apne
Papo Ka Exam Chal
Raha Tha,
Sab Log Apne-Apne
Gunaho Ko Paper Me
Likh Rahe The
maza to tab aaya jab
Apki Aawaaz aayi,
Suppliment, Plz....

Jokes SMS

GHAJI NI effect
"Santa opens his
tiffin box on the
road"


Y?




He wanted 2
check, Whether he
was going 2 school or
coming back.
Good Morning

Good Morning

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AAPKI HAR SUBAH IN
PHOLO KI TARAH
MEHKTI RAHE.
Good Morning.