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An oldie, but worth a repeat:

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?
"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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Welcome To 21 Century

Our Phone ~ Wireless

Cooking ~ Fireless

Car ~ Keyless

Food ~ Fatless

Dress ~ Sleevless

Youth ~ Jobless

Leaders ~ Shameless

Realtionship ~ Meaningless

Attitude ~ Careless

Wives ~ Fearless

Feeling ~ Heartless

Education ~ Valueless

Children ~ Mannerless

Everything is Becoming LESS
But Still,

Our Hopes Are ~ Endless

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Women r like fruits.
Every woman has
her own unique
taste n color ....
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But
The problem is
the men.

They seem
to love
fruit salad..!!

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There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

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5 NICE LITTLE STORIES-

1 Once, all villagers decided to
pray for rain, on the day of prayer
all the People gathered but only
one boy came with an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH

2 When you throw a baby in the
air, she laughs because she
knows you will catch her.
THAT'S TRUST

3 Every night we go to bed,
without any assurance of being
alive the next Morning but still we
set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE

4 We plan big things for
tomorrow in spite of zero
knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE

5 We see the world suffering, But
still we get married !
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE ....