Jokes SMS

Wife called hubby in office ..

Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ?

Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ...

Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?

Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..

(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needfull trick ?

Wife - I don't kno about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting

Collage SMS

Classic insult:
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AIEEE results were declared
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A boy messaged his rank to grlfrnd….

She replied:

"naya number liya h kya….?"

Friendly SMS

Thought of the Day -

O Lord,
Please bless me
and
Give me coffee
in the morning to change
the thing that I can....

And

Whiskey in the evening
to accept the
things that
I can't Change   !!!

Collage SMS

Hum Aapko
Satate Rehnge

Marte Dum Tak
Msg Krte Rehnge

Or Jis Din Msg
Nhi aya
Samajh Lena

\'Us Din Govrnmnt
Holiday Hai Or Msg
Free Nhi Hai

Gn

Chaotic SMS

CHEMISTRY at Its Peak

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??

Student : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOW ??

Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!

Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!

Chaotic SMS

Collage Kiosk...

Boy busy doing
updates on Laptop

Girl asked Boy :
Give me FACEBOOK
in this Pen drive.

Boy give a
surprised look
to her.

Girl :
What happened?

Is
2GB not
enough for that........?

Inspiratinal SMS

Smartest thing ever
done by Banta

He set his passward
as "incorrect"

So
wenever he 4gets
computer will
automatically reminds
him
"ur passward is
incorrect."

:D

Think one SMS

Teacher:
Whats The Difference Between
"Like & Love"

Student:
When You Like A Flower,
U Just Pluck It..!
But,
When You Love A Flower,
U Water It Daily....!!

Friendly SMS

Each day I meet
someone new.
But never find
another u...


The world is full of

ppl its true..
Yet no one ever
equals a friend like u.

Collage SMS

Nark Me Apne-Apne
Papo Ka Exam Chal
Raha Tha,
Sab Log Apne-Apne
Gunaho Ko Paper Me
Likh Rahe The
maza to tab aaya jab
Apki Aawaaz aayi,
Suppliment, Plz....

Friendly SMS

great friends are part of memories which time can never erase.
when life is blessed with friends like you, sweet memories always remain.

Jokes SMS

U don't know
sumthing?
Google it.


U don't know
someone?
Facebook it.


U don't find
something?
.
.
.
.
Mummyyyyy!!! :D


SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE...

Good Day

Kbhi Dil ki Kmjori
Bnkar Reh Jati H
Kbhi Waqt Ki Majburi
Bnkar Reh Jati H





Ye Mohbat Vo Sharab H




Jitna Piyo Kamkhat
Pyas Adhuri Hi Reh Jati H

Good Day

Confidence comes 
naturally with Success

But,

Success comes only to those,
who are Confident So,

Begin ur day with great confidence.

Good Day