Modi after all his foreign trips asked his PA which country was remaining to be visited.
PA: Sir we have visited all countries now we can plan to go to the Moon n u will b the first PM to land on the Moon.
Modi confirmed his Moon trip. After landing on the Moon he was shocked to see 2 men on the Moon. When he asked who are you two?
Reply was awesome :
Sir mai cameraman Raju k saath Deepak chaurasia ..
AaJ Tak
Sabse Tez
Judge: Do you want to stay with your mom?
Child: No. She beats me.
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Judge: Then do you want to stay with your dad?
Child: No. He too beats me
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Judge: Do you want to stay with your grandparents?
Child: No, they also beat me.
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Judge: Ok. So do you want to stay with your uncle?
Child: No. They beat me too
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Judge: Ok. So tell me who you want to stay with?
Child: I want to stay with
Mumbai Indians.
They dont beat anybody
"Laugh a minute."
A grandma is shopping with her grandson.
The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts: "Degree, put the toy back"!
A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, "Is that his name?"
The grandma replied "Yes! I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back !"
A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's laughing.