NEW YEAR SMS

May happy times 

and warm memories 

brighten your new year. 

Have a great year. 

Happy New Year.

NEW YEAR SMS

Happy last month of the year 
May God achieve ur 
all remaining goals 
in ths last month of the year, 
Whatever u havn`t 
completd in 12months.

NEW YEAR SMS

Nights r Dark but Days r Light, 
Wish ur Life will always be Bright. 
So my Dear don`t get Fear Coz, 
God Gift us a BRAND NEW YEAR

Collage SMS

Har Din Ye Dil Akela
Hota Hai, Har Ek Pal
Dosto Ke Bina Adhura
Hota Hai.
Koi Yaad Karta He,
Koi Bhoola Deta Hai,
Par Har Ek Friend
Zaroori Hota Hai.

Friendly SMS

Agar koi dost nahi to 
life is jail
aur agar bure dost
ho to nothing is well
but
agar dost aap jaisa
ho to
"ALL IS WELL"

MUNNA CIRCUIT

Munna:-
A Circuit, ye
Doctor log operation
se pehle patient ko
behosh q karte hai?


Circuit:-
Bhai bole to,
patient operation
sikh gaya, to Doctor
kya karega?

NEW YEAR HINDI SMS

Naye Sapane
Naye Apne
Naye Vade
Naye Kasme
Naye Manzil
Naye Rahe
Nayi Baat
Naya Vishwas
Kooch Simple
Kooch Khas
Har Pal rahe Bindass

NEW YEAR HINDI SMS

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

NEW YEAR HINDI SMS

Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
bahut Pyara safar raha 2011 ka,
apna sath 2012 me bhi banaye rakhna.
Happy New Year

NEW YEAR HINDI SMS

Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New Year ....

NEW YEAR HINDI SMS

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
NAYA SAAL MUBARAK

WINTER SMS

Winter time
Cold wind blows
I wait for you
Withe open doors.
Here I'm cold & blue,
come Sweetheart
Waiting for u.

WINTER SMS

The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden Sunlight
Da Charm of Autumn Colors
Da Magic of Wet Red Leaves
&
the Warmth of Feelings & Care
"Happy Winter"

WINTER SMS

Summer Is Gone Winter Has Arrived
So Let Go your Worries Put them A Side...

Laugh Out Loud & Smile Wide...
Let Others Listen you Cackles...

Enjoy Life's Ride.. A New Season Has Begun,
Let Happiness Guide...

WINTER SMS

Kya aap Jante hai WINTER mein har din
aprox 2 crore gallon water save hota hai.
Ajeeb lag raha hai na per ye sach hai…
HAPPY WINTER SEASON

NEW YEAR SMS

A Relaxed Mind,
A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit,
A Healthy Body
&
Heart full of Love..All
these are my Prayers for You..
Wish a Happy New Year.

NEW YEAR SMS

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

NEW YEAR SMS

Happy New Year
Mujhe maalum hai ye bahut jaldi hai
Par Kya karoo
Abhi tak bahoot se young sexy smart dosto ko wish karna hai,
tau socha pahale Bujurogo ko nipta le…

Marathi Dasara SMS

aapatyachi paane,
zenduchee phule,
ghevuni aali ashvinatali “vijayadashmi”
dasryachyaa aaj shubh dini
sukh samruddhi naando tumachya jivani.
Happy Dussehra

Marathi Dasara SMS

zenduche toran aaj laava daari,
sukhaache kiran yevude ghari,
purna hovude tumchya sarva ichha,
vijaya dashamichya tumhala hardik shubhechha.

Marathi Dasara SMS

Aaj KhandenavmiUdya aahe
DasaraProblem sare visra
Vichar karu naka dusra
Chehra theva nehami Hasra! Hindu Sanskruti Aapali,
Hindutva Aapli Shan,
SONE LUTUNI Sajara Karu,
Aani Wadhvu Maharashtrachi Shaan.
DASARACHYA Hardik Subhecchha.

Marathi Dasara SMS

Aptyachi Pan, Fulancha Vas,
Aaj Ahe Divas Khup Khas,
Tula Sarve Sukh Labo ya Jagat,
Premane Betuya apan Ya Dasryat.
Wishing You Happy Dasera

Marathi Dasara SMS

Marathi Asmitechi Mrathi shan
“Marathi parmprecha marathi man”
Aaj sonyasarkha diwas gheun yeyil
aayushya tumchya sukh aani samudhi
“Happy Dassehra,”

Marathi Dasara SMS

Soneri Kirane…
Soneri Kiranancha….
Soneri Diwas….
Soneri Diwasachya…
Soneri Shubhechchha….
Keval….
Sonyasarkhya Lokanna….!
Happy Dasara….!

Happy Dasara

I PRAY THIS DUSSEHRA SHOWERS UPON U....!

1. SHANTI
2. SHAKTI
3. SAIYAM
4. SAMMAAN
5. SARALTA
6. SAFALTA
7. SAMRIDHI
8. SANSKAAR
9. SWAASTHYA.

*Happy Dassara*


By: Rokit Sharma

Happy Dasara

Let The Joy Of Festivity

Embrace You & Your Loved Ones

On The Occassion Of Dussehra This Year!

Very Very Happy Dussehra

To You & Your Family


By: sunil vasava

Happy Dasara

On this special Day,As U Celebrate valor
& courage,Triumph og God over
Evil,wish you success & Happiness in
Everything you Do..HAPPY DASHERA..


By: sunil vasava

Happy Dasara

On this special Day,As U Celebrate valor
& courage,Triumph og God over
Evil,wish you success & Happiness in
Everything you Do..HAPPY DASHERA..


By: sunil vasava

Happy Dasara

Celibrate The Victory Of The

Force Of Good Over Evil.

Lets Celibrate An Auspicious Day

To Begin New Thing In Life.

Happy Dussera.


By: sunil vasava

Friendly SMS

L I F E R O C K S!!!

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Think one SMS

Simple but Superb:


"In Life & in
Business,
If You want to go
FAST,
Go Alone,


If You want to go
FAR,
Go Together..
-Bill Gates"

Think one SMS

The Best Way To
Make SomeBody
Remember You Is,
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                                    Borrow Money

Think one SMS

Two rules helps for
a Peaceful life...)
1. Failure should
never go to Heart
(Depression) !!
2. Success should
never go to Head
(Ego)..
gn tc

Motivating SMS

Always ask God to give you
what you deserve and not what you desire.
Your desires may be few but you deserves a lot.
Have a Great Day.....

Inspiratinal SMS

Love is like a butterfly. The more
u chase it, the more it eludes u
but if u just let it fly, it would
come to u when u least expect it.

Friendly SMS

Can u ask rain not 2 fall,
when clouds exist?


Can u ask leaves not
2 fall when wind
exist?


How can I not fall in
frienship,
when u exist.

Friendly SMS

Love Someone ...
Not Because They
Give
You What You Need ...!!!

But


Because They Give
You Feelings
You Never Thought
You Needed!

Inspiratinal SMS

Ek tha SARDAR,
baitha the BEKAR,
baap tha LACHAR,
maa ko aya VICHAR,
banaya AACHAR,
pura khaya SARDAR,








Aaj chala raha hai vo
SARDAR apna 
BHARAT SARKAR.

Friendly SMS

Sci & Comm collage
Principls argued that
their students r
fearless.


Comm clg Principl
called d students n
said 2 jump in sea
full of sharks
They jumped
Principl said,
"see the Guts."


Sci clg Principl
called d students
& told them 2 jump
They said
"PAGAL HAI KYA BUDDHE..!"
Principl said,"See the Guts."

Friendship Day

I Say and U Listen,
Its a Good F'endship.
U Say and I Listen,
Its a Better F'endship.
But I don't Say n u
Understand is Best F'endship.


HPY F'ENDSHIP DAY

Friendship Day

A true friend is
someone who thinks
that u are a good egg
even though he
knows that u r 
slightly cracked.


Happy Friendship Day!

Happy Friendship Day

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Think One SMS

The way we came
2 know eachOther!
the way we first
spOke!
the way we r frends
tOday!
amazing hw unknOwn
ppl becOme
unfOrgettable part
Of Our Lives!

Collage SMS

Engg viva rocks


Sir: TELL Ohms law..
Studnt: Sir i dnt knw
ful i knw only last 
part of it..
Sir: " this is called Ohms Law ".

Collage SMS

Mat cheeno hum
bacho se mobile
Hum akele rehne se
bahut darte hai
Lelo exams SMS par hi,
Qki
Yahi 1 cheez hai jo
hum mann lagakar
padhte hai..!


gd sd tc

Think One SMS

Ab 50 ke rchrg pe
Rs.9999 ka talktime,
80 years ki validity,
all calls 0.01 paisa/hr,
5 laks sms free
4 more details visit:

www.ja-tu-apna-tower-khud-laga.com

Motivating SMS

New Style of Break-Up!!


A Bf threw 6 Cricket
Balls at his Gf...


Girl yelled 'What was
that for'... :O :O


..


Boy said 'Its OVER'

RajniKant SMS

Once Rajnikant went
for a walk and in the
afternoon the police
arrested him.
Why?
Because he reached
USA without Visa!!

RajniKant SMS

Google won’t find Rajinikanth 
because 
you don’t find Rajinikanth; 
Rajinikanth finds you.

Jokes SMS

GHAJI NI effect
"Santa opens his
tiffin box on the
road"


Y?




He wanted 2
check, Whether he
was going 2 school or
coming back.
Good Morning

Good Morning

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FRESH FLOWERS 4 U.
AAPKI HAR SUBAH IN
PHOLO KI TARAH
MEHKTI RAHE.
Good Morning.

GOOD NIGHT

Heart Touching
A Rose doesnt means
4 proposing luv
It also means
R-Rare
O-Ones
S-Supporting
E-Entire lyf
Be a Rose fr sm1
forevr ...
Gud nite...

Think One SMS

Difference between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP -
Balance nahi he fir b
ku6 b krke baat krna
is
LOVE...
Balance hone k baad
b miss call ya sms
nahi krna
is
FRIENDS.
TRUE

GOOD NIGHT

A special face,
A special smile,
A special someone,
A special hug from me to u,
A special person,
I found in u,
Sweet Dreams &
Good Night!

GOOD NIGHT

Sa sa re re
sa re
ni ni
sa re
sa
re...re...sa
re
dha ni pa
ni
sa
sa
ra
re ma ga
ni
sa
re..
Bas O INDIAN IDOL
SOJA


GUD NI8

Motivating SMS

Simple truth of present:

if u dont want to know whats pain,
don't love anyone truely.

If someone loves you truly,
never show them whats pain.

CHaotic SMS

Year 1963
-
-
-
Aug 3rd
-
-
-
Evening 07:48
-
-
-
Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.

Chalo apna kaam karo!

Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

Friendly SMS

Likhu to paigam kuch aisa likhu ki,
Kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye.
Har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki,
Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.

Motivating SMS

The secret of
successs in any
Relationship lies
In turning
One alphabet upside
down-


" ME" To Be Turned Into "WE".

Good Day

Confidence comes 
naturally with Success

But,

Success comes only to those,
who are Confident So,

Begin ur day with great confidence.

Good Day

Inspiratinal SMS

"The greatest gift 
you can give to 
someone is your time 
Because it's like giving 
a portion of your Life 
that you can never get back."

Jokes

The height of 
"Bad Luck" :- 

A boy and girl meet last time, 
4 their break up 
girl`s father caught them 




Now they r married couple.

Collage SMS

During Xam 
a studnt who did`nt prepare, 
Left d page blank 
and 
Wrote at d bottom, 



"Dedicated 2my MEMORY, 
WHich recently passed away"

Chaotic SMS

My past says
you met me 

My future says 
you wil care for me

My present says 
you wil understand me

But 

my heart says

u wil Always 
Remember ME

Friendly SMS

FRIEND is a 
Foundation of LOVE..

LOVE is a 
Organization of LIFE..

LIFE is a 
Distribution of FEELINGS..

FEELINGS r d 
Construction of FRIENDSHIP.

Jokes

HEIGHT OF STATUS: 

Lady goes 2 a fruit shop.. 

Shopkeeper: 
Ur dog is eating my fruits 

Lady: 
Shona, dont eat d fruits without washing them.

Jokes

Teacher:
What is difference between Orange and Apple 
Crack:
The color of Orange is Orange 
and
the Color of Apple is not apple..

Jokes

Crack and his wife going to city in auto. 
Driver adjusted miror. 
Crack shouted you are seeing my wife. 
Go N sit back. 
I will drive auto

Survey SMS

China turns to wow the world with a bridge,
the longest there on the sea,
which measures a whopping 36.48 miles long.
They have risen in 4yrs.

Friendly SMS

SCHOOL LIFE
VS
COLLEGE LIFE


SCHOOL:
one colour dress for 100 days.


COLLEGE:
100 colours dress for one day.


SCHOOL:
2 notes for 1 subject.


COLLEGE:
1 notes foe all subjects.


SCHOOL:
a water bottel in students hand.


COLLEGE:
a quater bottle in students hand.

(not me i'm a good boy)

TRUE LOVE SMS

1 Ladka Or Ladki Car
Me Khamoshi Se Ja
rahe the, Ladki 1
Letter Ladke Ko Deti
he 
Ladka Letter Padne
Se Pehle Hi Ladki Ko
Kehta He Ki Mujhe Ab
Tum Se Pyar Nahi Mai
Tumhe Chhod Rha
Hun
Achanak Ek Dam Se
Tez Raftar wali Car
Unki Car Se Takra gai
Ladki Usi Waqt Mar
Gayai
Ladka Bach Gaya
Phir Ladke Ne Wo
Letter Khola To
Uski Ankhon Se Aansu
Us Letter Pe Gir Pade
Us Pe Likha Tha
" Jis Din Tum Mujhko
Chhod Doge Main Usi
Din Mar Jaungi."


@ That is True Love @

Friendly SMS

Friend and Blood have
only one difference,
Blood enter in Heart
and flow out
But
Frend enter in Heart
and stay inside
FOREVER
...!
LIKE THAT U... 

Chaotic SMS

Aap Ki Taarif Me 4
Line Pesh Kar Rahe
Hain,
Umid Hai Aapko
Pasand Aayegi...






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Gin Lo Puri Hai Na...

Friendly SMS

Kising a girl
on her forehead is
RESPECT,


Oncheek is
CARE,


On lips is
LOVE,


Bt
kising in front of her
Boyfrnd..


Is




"HUD HUD
DABANG DABANG
DABANG DABANG
DABANG"

Friendly SMS

Girls poem:-
P
Phone mat kiya karo
Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear,
Isliye SMSkaro Dear,
Widout fear & vry Clear.

Motivating SMS

VODKA+WATER=
INJURS KIDNEY




RUM+WATER=
INJURS LIVER




WHISKY+WATER=
INJURS HEART




GIN+WATER=
INJURS BRAIN




Lagta he saala PANI
ME HI KUCH GADBAD HAI..!!

Chaotic SMS

Sorry for distrubing you at this time..

 

if you are free now..

 

if you in good mood now...
 


if you have no work..
 





then please delete this msg.

Friendly SMS

The texts you send me
night and day,
like jewels in my heart they stay;
And so to God I always pray
the best of blessings be
yours each day.

Friendly SMS

In the game of life,
its not important to 
hold all the good relation.
but its more imp
how good you behave 
with the relation which you hold.

Friendly SMS

Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind 
beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes.
so enjoy this beautiful night
in beautiful dreams

Good Night.

Survey SMS

Sadness,

apathy,

preoccupation 
are all what comes to mind 

when we think about depression,

but a study says that 

depression has positive effects

Motivating SMS

Give thousand chances to your enemy 
To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
To become your enemy.

Think one SMS

A baby fish asked her mother: 
Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.

Inspiratinal SMS -*-

Coins always make sound.
But the currency notes r always silent,
So, when your value increases, 
Keep yourself calm and silent.

Inspiratinal SMS -*-

A baby fish asked her mother: 
Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.