Think One SMS

The way we came
2 know eachOther!
the way we first
spOke!
the way we r frends
tOday!
amazing hw unknOwn
ppl becOme
unfOrgettable part
Of Our Lives!

Collage SMS

Engg viva rocks


Sir: TELL Ohms law..
Studnt: Sir i dnt knw
ful i knw only last 
part of it..
Sir: " this is called Ohms Law ".

Collage SMS

Mat cheeno hum
bacho se mobile
Hum akele rehne se
bahut darte hai
Lelo exams SMS par hi,
Qki
Yahi 1 cheez hai jo
hum mann lagakar
padhte hai..!


gd sd tc

Think One SMS

Ab 50 ke rchrg pe
Rs.9999 ka talktime,
80 years ki validity,
all calls 0.01 paisa/hr,
5 laks sms free
4 more details visit:

www.ja-tu-apna-tower-khud-laga.com

Motivating SMS

New Style of Break-Up!!


A Bf threw 6 Cricket
Balls at his Gf...


Girl yelled 'What was
that for'... :O :O


..


Boy said 'Its OVER'

RajniKant SMS

Once Rajnikant went
for a walk and in the
afternoon the police
arrested him.
Why?
Because he reached
USA without Visa!!

RajniKant SMS

Google won’t find Rajinikanth 
because 
you don’t find Rajinikanth; 
Rajinikanth finds you.

Jokes SMS

GHAJI NI effect
"Santa opens his
tiffin box on the
road"


Y?




He wanted 2
check, Whether he
was going 2 school or
coming back.
Good Morning

Good Morning

*;%*;+;*
  *;*;%*%
  *;/~*%*
    |//
    ]--[
    [--]


FRESH FLOWERS 4 U.
AAPKI HAR SUBAH IN
PHOLO KI TARAH
MEHKTI RAHE.
Good Morning.

GOOD NIGHT

Heart Touching
A Rose doesnt means
4 proposing luv
It also means
R-Rare
O-Ones
S-Supporting
E-Entire lyf
Be a Rose fr sm1
forevr ...
Gud nite...

Think One SMS

Difference between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP -
Balance nahi he fir b
ku6 b krke baat krna
is
LOVE...
Balance hone k baad
b miss call ya sms
nahi krna
is
FRIENDS.
TRUE

GOOD NIGHT

A special face,
A special smile,
A special someone,
A special hug from me to u,
A special person,
I found in u,
Sweet Dreams &
Good Night!

GOOD NIGHT

Sa sa re re
sa re
ni ni
sa re
sa
re...re...sa
re
dha ni pa
ni
sa
sa
ra
re ma ga
ni
sa
re..
Bas O INDIAN IDOL
SOJA


GUD NI8

Motivating SMS

Simple truth of present:

if u dont want to know whats pain,
don't love anyone truely.

If someone loves you truly,
never show them whats pain.

CHaotic SMS

Year 1963
-
-
-
Aug 3rd
-
-
-
Evening 07:48
-
-
-
Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.

Chalo apna kaam karo!

Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

Friendly SMS

Likhu to paigam kuch aisa likhu ki,
Kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye.
Har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki,
Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.

Motivating SMS

The secret of
successs in any
Relationship lies
In turning
One alphabet upside
down-


" ME" To Be Turned Into "WE".

Good Day

Confidence comes 
naturally with Success

But,

Success comes only to those,
who are Confident So,

Begin ur day with great confidence.

Good Day

Inspiratinal SMS

"The greatest gift 
you can give to 
someone is your time 
Because it's like giving 
a portion of your Life 
that you can never get back."

Jokes

The height of 
"Bad Luck" :- 

A boy and girl meet last time, 
4 their break up 
girl`s father caught them 




Now they r married couple.

Collage SMS

During Xam 
a studnt who did`nt prepare, 
Left d page blank 
and 
Wrote at d bottom, 



"Dedicated 2my MEMORY, 
WHich recently passed away"

Chaotic SMS

My past says
you met me 

My future says 
you wil care for me

My present says 
you wil understand me

But 

my heart says

u wil Always 
Remember ME

Friendly SMS

FRIEND is a 
Foundation of LOVE..

LOVE is a 
Organization of LIFE..

LIFE is a 
Distribution of FEELINGS..

FEELINGS r d 
Construction of FRIENDSHIP.

Jokes

HEIGHT OF STATUS: 

Lady goes 2 a fruit shop.. 

Shopkeeper: 
Ur dog is eating my fruits 

Lady: 
Shona, dont eat d fruits without washing them.

Jokes

Teacher:
What is difference between Orange and Apple 
Crack:
The color of Orange is Orange 
and
the Color of Apple is not apple..

Jokes

Crack and his wife going to city in auto. 
Driver adjusted miror. 
Crack shouted you are seeing my wife. 
Go N sit back. 
I will drive auto

Survey SMS

China turns to wow the world with a bridge,
the longest there on the sea,
which measures a whopping 36.48 miles long.
They have risen in 4yrs.

Friendly SMS

SCHOOL LIFE
VS
COLLEGE LIFE


SCHOOL:
one colour dress for 100 days.


COLLEGE:
100 colours dress for one day.


SCHOOL:
2 notes for 1 subject.


COLLEGE:
1 notes foe all subjects.


SCHOOL:
a water bottel in students hand.


COLLEGE:
a quater bottle in students hand.

(not me i'm a good boy)

TRUE LOVE SMS

1 Ladka Or Ladki Car
Me Khamoshi Se Ja
rahe the, Ladki 1
Letter Ladke Ko Deti
he 
Ladka Letter Padne
Se Pehle Hi Ladki Ko
Kehta He Ki Mujhe Ab
Tum Se Pyar Nahi Mai
Tumhe Chhod Rha
Hun
Achanak Ek Dam Se
Tez Raftar wali Car
Unki Car Se Takra gai
Ladki Usi Waqt Mar
Gayai
Ladka Bach Gaya
Phir Ladke Ne Wo
Letter Khola To
Uski Ankhon Se Aansu
Us Letter Pe Gir Pade
Us Pe Likha Tha
" Jis Din Tum Mujhko
Chhod Doge Main Usi
Din Mar Jaungi."


@ That is True Love @

Friendly SMS

Friend and Blood have
only one difference,
Blood enter in Heart
and flow out
But
Frend enter in Heart
and stay inside
FOREVER
...!
LIKE THAT U... 

Chaotic SMS

Aap Ki Taarif Me 4
Line Pesh Kar Rahe
Hain,
Umid Hai Aapko
Pasand Aayegi...






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Gin Lo Puri Hai Na...

Friendly SMS

Kising a girl
on her forehead is
RESPECT,


Oncheek is
CARE,


On lips is
LOVE,


Bt
kising in front of her
Boyfrnd..


Is




"HUD HUD
DABANG DABANG
DABANG DABANG
DABANG"

Friendly SMS

Girls poem:-
P
Phone mat kiya karo
Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear,
Isliye SMSkaro Dear,
Widout fear & vry Clear.

Motivating SMS

VODKA+WATER=
INJURS KIDNEY




RUM+WATER=
INJURS LIVER




WHISKY+WATER=
INJURS HEART




GIN+WATER=
INJURS BRAIN




Lagta he saala PANI
ME HI KUCH GADBAD HAI..!!

Chaotic SMS

Sorry for distrubing you at this time..

 

if you are free now..

 

if you in good mood now...
 


if you have no work..
 





then please delete this msg.

Friendly SMS

The texts you send me
night and day,
like jewels in my heart they stay;
And so to God I always pray
the best of blessings be
yours each day.

Friendly SMS

In the game of life,
its not important to 
hold all the good relation.
but its more imp
how good you behave 
with the relation which you hold.

Friendly SMS

Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind 
beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes.
so enjoy this beautiful night
in beautiful dreams

Good Night.

Survey SMS

Sadness,

apathy,

preoccupation 
are all what comes to mind 

when we think about depression,

but a study says that 

depression has positive effects

Motivating SMS

Give thousand chances to your enemy 
To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
To become your enemy.

Think one SMS

A baby fish asked her mother: 
Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.

Inspiratinal SMS -*-

Coins always make sound.
But the currency notes r always silent,
So, when your value increases, 
Keep yourself calm and silent.

Inspiratinal SMS -*-

A baby fish asked her mother: 
Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.