Chaotic SMS

Collage Kiosk...

Boy busy doing
updates on Laptop

Girl asked Boy :
Give me FACEBOOK
in this Pen drive.

Boy give a
surprised look
to her.

Girl :
What happened?

Is
2GB not
enough for that........?

Chaotic SMS

Santa : Aaj mere pass paisa hei, business hei, bangla hei, tere pass kaya hei..??
Banta : Mere pass b paisa hei, business hei, bangla hei.... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Santa : Haramkhor fir hamari Maa kiske pass hei??

Chaotic SMS

Student in Class 

(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)

When teacher say tomorrow will be exam

(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O(

During the exam

(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)

when monitor come in

(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)

In the end of the exam

(๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)

Jokes SMS

In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....
Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....
Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39

 ;-)

 

 

Inspiratinal SMS

Smartest thing ever
done by Banta

He set his passward
as "incorrect"

So
wenever he 4gets
computer will
automatically reminds
him
"ur passward is
incorrect."

:D

Chaotic SMS

Teacher : 
"I Love You"
ki khoj kaha huyi?

Boy : China me..!

Tchr : Q?

Boy :
Qki
iski na koi warranty
hai aur na koi
guaranty,
chale to chand tak,
na chale to
shaam tak

Motivating SMS

A Leader :
meri ginti desh k
jaane maane
kranti kariyon mein
hoti hai....


Mumbaikar :
itna hi na
meri ginti 
toh desh k
1200 crore
population
mein hoti hein.........

Jokes SMS

Smallest Leave Application By A KG Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon Ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon Ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon Ga :

Thank U
Bas Nahi Aaoon Ga.

Jokes SMS

Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye,

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Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye,

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Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par Jaunga Ki Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge...

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Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,

1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,

2 Din Guzar Gaye

2no Ne Socha Ke Ab Samose Kha Lene Chahiye,

Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...

Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola...

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Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga...

Jokes SMS

One engineering student wrote letter to his dad.
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No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
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Dad's Answer-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad. :P

Think one SMS

When you are
in love, you  make
wonders happen.
Once married, you
wonder, what
happened.

 

Think one SMS

Teacher:
Whats The Difference Between
"Like & Love"

Student:
When You Like A Flower,
U Just Pluck It..!
But,
When You Love A Flower,
U Water It Daily....!!

Great Quotes

An oldie, but worth a repeat:

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?
"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Chaotic SMS

Sometimes Words Are Not Enough..:(
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A Punch Is Necessary..:P :D

Chaotic SMS

Why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a BIG STAR like him?
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Because....
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''TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR...!'' :P

Great Quotes

Welcome To 21 Century

Our Phone ~ Wireless

Cooking ~ Fireless

Car ~ Keyless

Food ~ Fatless

Dress ~ Sleevless

Youth ~ Jobless

Leaders ~ Shameless

Realtionship ~ Meaningless

Attitude ~ Careless

Wives ~ Fearless

Feeling ~ Heartless

Education ~ Valueless

Children ~ Mannerless

Everything is Becoming LESS
But Still,

Our Hopes Are ~ Endless

Think one SMS

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Think one SMS

The Smart Husband

Once Mom asked:
Whom do you Love more?

Me or your Wife?

Husband replied: I don't know..
but your Love makes me forget my Wife
&
Her Love & care reminds me of You!

Chaotic SMS

Why does the 
great wall of 
China comes in 
the seven wonders 
of the world?
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Coz

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It is the first 
and only 
Chinese product 
which lasted that long....

Chaotic SMS

Want To Surprise Your Girlfriend? 
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Introduce Her To Your Wife. :P

Survey SMS

Evolution of man~

Shadi se pehle-hero no. 1
Shadi ke baad- coolie no. 1..

Shadi se pehle: maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad- ye maine kya
kiya....??
...

Shadi se pehle- Janeman mat jao..
Shadi k baad- jaan mat khao .
...

Shadi se pehle- tum bin raha na
jaye..
Shadi k baad- tum ko saha na
jaye..
...

Shadi se pehle- kuchh to bolo.. .
Shadi ke baad- kabhi chup bhi ho
lo...

Shadi se pehle- I love you
Shadi k baad- aaj phir aalu...?? .
...

Shadi se pehle- milne kab
aaogi...?? .
Shadi k baad- mayke kab jaogi..??
..

Rishta wahi soch nayi.. :P :D =D =P

Motivating SMS

A Coin Is Easy 
To Earn But
A Good Person 
Is Hard To Find

I Lost A Coin 
For This Message

But

Got In Touch With
A Priceless
Person Like U...

Good ni8..

Great Quotes

Women r like fruits.
Every woman has
her own unique
taste n color ....
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But
The problem is
the men.

They seem
to love
fruit salad..!!

Great Quotes

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Survey SMS

A good one....

At Border 
Indian officer 
shouts at 
Pakistani Spy,
"Goli" 
Mar dunga;

Pak Spy 
replies:
"Goli" se 
darr nahi lagta 
sahab,"Kohli" 
se lagta hai

Great Quotes

5 NICE LITTLE STORIES-

1 Once, all villagers decided to
pray for rain, on the day of prayer
all the People gathered but only
one boy came with an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH

2 When you throw a baby in the
air, she laughs because she
knows you will catch her.
THAT'S TRUST

3 Every night we go to bed,
without any assurance of being
alive the next Morning but still we
set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE

4 We plan big things for
tomorrow in spite of zero
knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE

5 We see the world suffering, But
still we get married !
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE ....

Chaotic SMS

A man gifted 
his wife a 
diamond necklace 
for their 
anniversary,
and his wife 
didnt speak 
to him for 
6 months,
why ..?
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That was the deal..!!
:-D

-Swapna Gupta

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Ganesh Chaturthi c
hya Sarvana 
Hardik Subhecha
Jay Shri Ganesha

Ganapati Bappa Morya
Mangal Murti Morya
 
::Happy Ganesh Chaturthi::

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Gajanana Shri Ganaraya
aadi vandu tujha Moraya.
Ganpati Bappa Morya!
Mangal Murti Morya!
 
Shri Ganeshay Namha...

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

GANESH ki 
jyoti se noor 
milta hai,sabke
dilon ko surur 
milta hai,jo
bhi jaata hai 
GANESH ke dwaar,
kuchnakuch zarror 
milta hai.
JAI SHREE GANESH

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Celebrate Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread msg of honesty n love thrum
dis world on dis day wen Ganesha
 ascended on dis earth 2 kill evil.

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

God comes to you in many forms
And blesses you in disguise
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi to you
Celebrate the God,powerful yet wise. 

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

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()(.=.)()
<>'))'<>
(,,,)''(,,,)

May Lord Ganesh 
bring you 
good luck 
and 
prosperity! 
Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Bhakti Ganapati 
Shakti Ganapati 
Sidhi Ganapati 
Lakshmi Ganapati 
Maha Ganapati 
May dis 
Ganesh Chaturthi 
brings you SUCCESS