Thursday, June 28, 2012

TRUE LOVE SMS

~Cute Flirt~
Boy asked his
grlfrnd-
tumhari smile
Mcdonalds se aayi
hai kya?
Girl gets confused
and asks- Why?
Boy-
because i am loving it...

Friendly SMS

My cute attitude:-


I Never Expect
Others To 
Remember Me...!
Bt I Always Drop My
Msgs Into Their Inbox
To Show
"I Still Like To
Remember them." :)

Motivating SMS

A beautiful quote:
" DO NOT WORRY 
IF OTHERS DO NOT
UNDERSTAND
YOU...
WORRY ONLY IF YOU
CAN'T UNDERSTAND
YOURSELF...!"
Live ur Life 
n
luv ur Life.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Collage SMS

Height of
disappointment:
husbnd enter in
medicl shop to buy
condom for weekend
n he receives msg
from her wife
AATE VAKT WHISPER LEKE ANA

Collage SMS

Nark Me Apne-Apne
Papo Ka Exam Chal
Raha Tha,
Sab Log Apne-Apne
Gunaho Ko Paper Me
Likh Rahe The
maza to tab aaya jab
Apki Aawaaz aayi,
Suppliment, Plz....

Good Night

Chand ko bheja hai
pehre par
Taaro ko Saupa hai
Nigraani ka
kaam
Raat ne jaari kiya hai
farmaan
Saare Sweet Dreams
bas Aapke
naam

Good night

Inspiratinal SMS

When You Start Your Day.
Keep 3 words in ur pocket:-
TRY, TRUE & TRUST


TRY: For Better Future
TRUE: With ur Work.
TRUST: in GOD.

Survey SMS

Dis generation boys
and galz get into love
becoz of lots of
misunderstanding..


And break up whn
they actuly
understand each
othr

Survey SMS

Maharashtra is the
First state which is
free from corruption
because all the files
are burnt

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Jokes SMS

Billi ne Bandar se
I LUV U kaha
Bandar ne puchha
Mujhse dar nhi lagta?

Billi ne Hanumanji Ka
photo dikhaya aur
kaha
" tujhme rab
dikhta hai, yaara
me kya karu."

TRUE LOVE SMS

Lovly ans. by a lover

Girl-If ur mom & me
fall in d water whom
would U save 1st?

Boy-I would jump into
water 2 save my
mom & die with U

Motivating SMS

Small but well said:
"It's Better to step
back when ignored,
than waiting to b
insulted"

Survey SMS

Why !s Facebook so
sucessful..?

Because It works on
the principle that -
" People are more
interested in others
life than their own...

Jokes SMS

CLASSIC INSULT
Lecturer wastaking
cls. Sudnly Snta went
out of d Cls.
Lecturer - Ye bahar Q
gya?
Bnta - Sir, Usko nind
me chalne ki adat
Hai!!

Inspiratinal SMS

A perfect saying by
mirror about lov:-
"u hv d mst caring n
cute person
b4 u,
y do u expect dat
frm othrs?
Lov urself,
it wil never hurt.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Jokes SMS

Unemployed, Santa Reads Poster Outside A Police Station.....
.
.
.
.
... .
.

WANTED
For Rape & Murder......
He Goes In & Says,
Sir, I Wud Like To Apply For That Job..!

Jokes SMS


3 sardar on one scooter were going.
Traffic police showed his hand &askd to stop.
sardar said na..na
sorry bhai,
pehle hi 3-3 baithe hai...

Friendly SMS

great friends are part of memories which time can never erase.
when life is blessed with friends like you, sweet memories always remain.

Chaotic SMS

no matter how high da sky is........

no matter how wide da river is........


no matter how strong da wind is.......

.
.
.
.
just remember 1 thing....
its non of your busisness

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Inspiratinal SMS

Expresions of
eyes can bread
by evry1, bt
Depresion of
heart can b read
only by d 
BEST ONE.
Care 4 evry1 bt
don't lose 
"BEST ONE" EVER!

Jokes SMS

U don't know
sumthing?
Google it.


U don't know
someone?
Facebook it.


U don't find
something?
.
.
.
.
Mummyyyyy!!! :D


SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE...

Friendly SMS

Sum people are very valuable...
Bt v never get tym 2 tel dem...
2day i md tym 2 tel u
dat eventhough i dnt
msg u frequently but
den olso 
"U r alwys valued..."
Stay in touch...!

Motivating SMS

2 sweet words
difficult to say in life:
1. "Hi" for the FIRST
time to know
unknown person.
2. "BYE" for the LAST
time to loved ones...