Survey SMS

Highlight of the year 2050….!!!

1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.

2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.

3. I will play the next world cup – Sachin Tendulkar.

4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.

5. Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

Jokes SMS

Boy: 
My Father's name 
is LAUGHING 
and my Mother's
 name is SMILING.


Teacher: 
You must be Kidding?


Boy: 
No, that's my brother.
 I am JOKING.

Think one SMS

If the First BUTTON 
of shirt is wrongly put,
all the others 
are surely wrong.


Always be Careful 
on your First STEP,
Others will 
automatically come 
CORRECT.

Think one SMS

Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a
Minute..
Son: Wyt dad, Let me Switch it on.
Gf Pic delete,
Gals Number list delete,
Phne call Received delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Memory Card Format..
Son: Here it is.
Dad: Thanx I Just want to see the
time.
Son- Daaaaad
 :( :'(

Chaotic SMS

An American Doctor Died after Reading a Book at an Indian bus stand.....
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Guess D Name Of That Book..
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Guess...?


'How to Become a Doctor In 30 Days'.
Rs 150...

TRUE LOVE SMS

Girl: WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT.........??
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Boy: ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho......??
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GiRL KHUSHi se: WOW... :D
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Boy: SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon...
:P =D :-D

Chaotic SMS

Now all the C, C++
programs will
execute even with
Errors,
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Just include the
header file,


#include<rajnikant.h>

Think one SMS

First Day of college..
Boy sees a hot beautiful girl
Sitting right next to him,
& writes on paper
"I love you, do you love me?"
He passes chit to her..
She replies "No"
He didn't give up,
He rubs her answer &
Passed same paper toAnother hottie sitting left to him..
'N she replies "Yes"
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Moral of d story is
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Save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER..
;D;p

Jokes SMS

Santa Ne College Khola....
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Banta-"Yaar Tu College Ka
Sabse Alag Naam Rakhna."
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Santa Ne College Ka Naam Rakha-
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'SANTA SINGH GIRLS COLLEGE ONLY
FOR BOYS.'

Motivating SMS

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree.. 
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast 
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked 
"What Was That?" 


2nd Tiger Smiled And Said: 
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Fast Food..XP :P

Think one SMS

The 3 Biggest Lies From Guys:

I’m Sorry.....

I Love You .....

I Won’t Hurt You .......








The 3 Biggest Lies From Girl.....

I’m Fine......

I’m Not Mad At You....

I Don’t Love You...

Jokes SMS

Once Rajnikanth send a non-veg joke to an
innocent girl!
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Today,dat girl is known as
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"SUNNY LEONE" :P:D

Jokes SMS,

1 Murghi Ne BAAZ se shaadi karli
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Murgha: Hum mar gaye the kya
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Murghi: Main to tumse hi shaadi karna
chahti thi par Mom-Dad chahte the ladka Air-Force mai ho. ;)

Collage SMS

An Engineer having no child, no
money, no home, blind mother,
prays to God...

God says he will grant him ONE
wish!

Engineer: I want my mother to
see my wife putting diamond
bangles on my child's hands, in
our new bunglow!

God: Damn! I still have a lot to
learn from these Engineers...

Engineers rock!
:D

Chaotic SMS

Height Of Stupidity:
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A dumb girl gives a pendrive to a boy and say:
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Can you give me
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FACEBOOK
in it.

Chaotic SMS

A letter by a student:
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Dear BOARD of Education,
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I'm also BORED of Education.. :D

Chaotic SMS

1 Ladki thi diwani si
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mobile leke ghuma
krti thi.
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Nazre zukake
sharmake mobile me
kuch kattithi.
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Jab bhi milti thi
mujse puchha karti
thi
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" Ye LOCK kaise
khulta hai?"

Think one SMS

Nothing is old 
nothing is new,
just a matter
of point of view,
enjoy life as happy
days are few.
Bcz 
life is ocean
&
happy moments
are like dew.
:)

Jokes SMS

Ladki Apna Result Dekh ke
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Kya?
Main Fail Ho gayi aur Wo bhi English main?
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UNPOSSIBLE ! :D

TRUE LOVE SMS

Dil roya par aakho
ko na rone diya,
Sari sari rat jage
khud ko na sone diya,
Itna karte he 
yaad aapko,
Par is bt ka ehsass
apko kabhi 
hone na diya.

Good Night

Rat ho chuki he
apko sona chahiye,
Mithe-Mithe sapno
me khona chahiye,
Aaj rat meeting he
hamari God se,
Q ki apka har SAPNA
kal pura hona
chahiye.

Friendly SMS

Heart is empty
without luv
Mind is empty
without wisdom
Eyes r empty
without dreams
&
Life is empty
without frnds
So Always b
in touch.

Motivating SMS

Man in God's Shop:
Wat do U sel?
God: watever
Ur Heart Desires.
Man: I wnt Success 
& Hapynes.
God smile & said:
"I sel only Seeds
nt Fruits."

Inspiratinal SMS

Dis lines r hard to
understand but r so
damn true.
Once u lose some1,
its never exactly 
da sam prson
who comes back

Friendly SMS

Each day I meet
someone new.
But never find
another u...


The world is full of

ppl its true..
Yet no one ever
equals a friend like u.

Inspiratinal SMS

A wise Physician said


The best medicine
for humans is 
"CARE n LOVE"


Sum1 asked, if it
doesn't work?
He smiled n answered
"INCREASE THE DOSE."


GN SD TC

Joke SMS

Sardar gehri soch 
me baitha tha
Wife: kya soch
rahe ho?
Sardar: ye THE NEWS
walo ko kaise pata
chalta hai?
W: kya?
S: yehi ki " AAP DEKH
RAHE HAI THE NEWS"

Chaotic SMS

Frndship Rules


NO Drama
NO Excuse
NO Sorry
NO Thanks
&
Don't say i m Busy


Alwys say


Yaar tere liye to
meri jaan hazir
hai Bs
Magna mat.

Think one SMS

^ THINK ^




"Read carefully nd
get d meaning"


' Minimum love iz
frndsp'
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' Maximum frndsp iz
love'.
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Strange bt true...!

Friendly SMS

Koi Rishta Kabi
Purana Nhi hota.
kuch din baat na
karne se  begana nhi
hota, rishto me duri
to ati rhti hai, par
doori ka matlab
bhulana nhi hota.

Inspiratinal SMS

TRUE LINE :

Show ur love & care

only where it gets

respect..!!

Otherwise ur heart 'll

b wounded wen

u cum 2 know

there is no meaning

of ur care..

Chaotic SMS

"Teacher To Student"="Can You Define Who is a Lecturer"? .
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"Student" =
''A Lecturer is a Person 
Who Has a Bad Habit 
of Speaking When 
Someone is Sleeping....:-)

Survey SMS

Google Earth Gives Us The
Opportunity To Go And See Every
Part Of The World.
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And What Do We Do?
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We End Up Looking At Our Own House :D

Inspiratinal SMS

A COIN is easy to
earn, but a RELATION
is hard to find.
COIN depriciates but
a RELATION
apperciates.
I lost a COIN for 
diz msg bt
gained a priceles
RELATION. :)
 

Chaotic SMS

 

Question-

What Wil You Do 

After India Wins

 The Football World Cup
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Answer.
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Switch Off The Playstation

Inspiratinal SMS

Attitude is like a
Punctured Tyre..
u can not reach
Anywhere until u
Change it.

Motivating SMS

Kisi ne God se kaha
"I HATE MY LIFE"
God Replied Tumhe
kisne kaha life se
pyar karo,
Tum bas use chaho
jo tumhe chahta ho
life apne aap
khubsurt ho jayegi..!