Great Quotes

Welcome To 21 Century

Our Phone ~ Wireless

Cooking ~ Fireless

Car ~ Keyless

Food ~ Fatless

Dress ~ Sleevless

Youth ~ Jobless

Leaders ~ Shameless

Realtionship ~ Meaningless

Attitude ~ Careless

Wives ~ Fearless

Feeling ~ Heartless

Education ~ Valueless

Children ~ Mannerless

Everything is Becoming LESS
But Still,

Our Hopes Are ~ Endless

Think one SMS

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Think one SMS

The Smart Husband

Once Mom asked:
Whom do you Love more?

Me or your Wife?

Husband replied: I don't know..
but your Love makes me forget my Wife
&
Her Love & care reminds me of You!

Chaotic SMS

Why does the 
great wall of 
China comes in 
the seven wonders 
of the world?
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Coz

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It is the first 
and only 
Chinese product 
which lasted that long....

Chaotic SMS

Want To Surprise Your Girlfriend? 
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Introduce Her To Your Wife. :P

Survey SMS

Evolution of man~

Shadi se pehle-hero no. 1
Shadi ke baad- coolie no. 1..

Shadi se pehle: maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad- ye maine kya
kiya....??
...

Shadi se pehle- Janeman mat jao..
Shadi k baad- jaan mat khao .
...

Shadi se pehle- tum bin raha na
jaye..
Shadi k baad- tum ko saha na
jaye..
...

Shadi se pehle- kuchh to bolo.. .
Shadi ke baad- kabhi chup bhi ho
lo...

Shadi se pehle- I love you
Shadi k baad- aaj phir aalu...?? .
...

Shadi se pehle- milne kab
aaogi...?? .
Shadi k baad- mayke kab jaogi..??
..

Rishta wahi soch nayi.. :P :D =D =P

Motivating SMS

A Coin Is Easy 
To Earn But
A Good Person 
Is Hard To Find

I Lost A Coin 
For This Message

But

Got In Touch With
A Priceless
Person Like U...

Good ni8..

Great Quotes

Women r like fruits.
Every woman has
her own unique
taste n color ....
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But
The problem is
the men.

They seem
to love
fruit salad..!!

Great Quotes

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Survey SMS

A good one....

At Border 
Indian officer 
shouts at 
Pakistani Spy,
"Goli" 
Mar dunga;

Pak Spy 
replies:
"Goli" se 
darr nahi lagta 
sahab,"Kohli" 
se lagta hai

Great Quotes

5 NICE LITTLE STORIES-

1 Once, all villagers decided to
pray for rain, on the day of prayer
all the People gathered but only
one boy came with an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH

2 When you throw a baby in the
air, she laughs because she
knows you will catch her.
THAT'S TRUST

3 Every night we go to bed,
without any assurance of being
alive the next Morning but still we
set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE

4 We plan big things for
tomorrow in spite of zero
knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE

5 We see the world suffering, But
still we get married !
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE ....

Chaotic SMS

A man gifted 
his wife a 
diamond necklace 
for their 
anniversary,
and his wife 
didnt speak 
to him for 
6 months,
why ..?
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That was the deal..!!
:-D

-Swapna Gupta