Jokes SMS

Smallest Leave Application By A KG Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon Ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon Ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon Ga :

Thank U
Bas Nahi Aaoon Ga.

Jokes SMS

Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye,

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Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye,

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Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par Jaunga Ki Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge...

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Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,

1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,

2 Din Guzar Gaye

2no Ne Socha Ke Ab Samose Kha Lene Chahiye,

Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...

Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola...

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Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga...

Jokes SMS

One engineering student wrote letter to his dad.
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No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
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Dad's Answer-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad. :P

Think one SMS

When you are
in love, you  make
wonders happen.
Once married, you
wonder, what
happened.

 

Think one SMS

Teacher:
Whats The Difference Between
"Like & Love"

Student:
When You Like A Flower,
U Just Pluck It..!
But,
When You Love A Flower,
U Water It Daily....!!

Great Quotes

An oldie, but worth a repeat:

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?
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"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Chaotic SMS

Sometimes Words Are Not Enough..:(
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A Punch Is Necessary..:P :D

Chaotic SMS

Why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a BIG STAR like him?
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Because....
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''TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR...!'' :P