Chaotic SMS

Collage Kiosk...

Boy busy doing
updates on Laptop

Girl asked Boy :
Give me FACEBOOK
in this Pen drive.

Boy give a
surprised look
to her.

Girl :
What happened?

Is
2GB not
enough for that........?

Chaotic SMS

Santa : Aaj mere pass paisa hei, business hei, bangla hei, tere pass kaya hei..??
Banta : Mere pass b paisa hei, business hei, bangla hei.... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Santa : Haramkhor fir hamari Maa kiske pass hei??

Chaotic SMS

Student in Class 

(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)

When teacher say tomorrow will be exam

(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O(

During the exam

(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)

when monitor come in

(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)

In the end of the exam

(๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)

Jokes SMS

In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....
Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....
Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39

 ;-)

 

 

Inspiratinal SMS

Smartest thing ever
done by Banta

He set his passward
as "incorrect"

So
wenever he 4gets
computer will
automatically reminds
him
"ur passward is
incorrect."

:D

Chaotic SMS

Teacher : 
"I Love You"
ki khoj kaha huyi?

Boy : China me..!

Tchr : Q?

Boy :
Qki
iski na koi warranty
hai aur na koi
guaranty,
chale to chand tak,
na chale to
shaam tak

Motivating SMS

A Leader :
meri ginti desh k
jaane maane
kranti kariyon mein
hoti hai....


Mumbaikar :
itna hi na
meri ginti 
toh desh k
1200 crore
population
mein hoti hein.........