Motivating SMS

Rainbow is possible only after rain! 

That's how Life is
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Enjoy every drop of water 
either from SKY or EYE...! 

Happiness will follow.

Inspiratinal SMS

Always be soft. 
Do not let the world make you hard. 
Do not let pain make you hate. 
Be Soft 
Be Generous
Be happy.

Collage SMS

Classic insult:
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AIEEE results were declared
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A boy messaged his rank to grlfrnd….

She replied:

"naya number liya h kya….?"

Friendly SMS

Thought of the Day -

O Lord,
Please bless me
and
Give me coffee
in the morning to change
the thing that I can....

And

Whiskey in the evening
to accept the
things that
I can't Change   !!!

Collage SMS

Teacher asked a Question in Class

Who are Lizards?


Awesome answer by a Kid....

They are those poor crocodiles who
forgot to have Horlicks 
when 
They were Young

Survey SMS

Dhoom 3 tickets are Rs. 900 at Big Theaters from Opening Day

Price breakup of Rs. 900/ticket

=

   Rs. 400 for Aamir
+ Rs. 300 for Katrina
+ Rs. 150 for Aamir's BMW Bike stunt
+ Rs. 30 for Aamir's Hat
+ Rs. 13 for Pritam's Band Music
+ Rs. 5 for Abhishek
+ Rs. 2 for Uday chopra

Chaotic SMS

At a wedding reception the D.J. Announced.....

"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living after marriage?"

The Bartender was almost crushed to death.

Jokes SMS

Santa Pathology Lab me gaya
aur bola:
"Bhai kuch help chahiye.....??"

Lab asst : Haan bolo?

Aur Santa ne apni Davai ki Bottle
me se ek Chamach Lab Asst
pila ke pucha:
"Meetha hai kya???"

Lab asst : 
"Nahi to, Kyu kya hai ye.....??"
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Santa :
Bas yahi puchna tha...!!!
Doctor ne kaha tha ki Pathologist ke
paas jakar Test  karwa lo ki
URINE me Sugar hai ke Nahi.....!!!!!

Happy Diwali SMS

Bliss as large as Sky,

Love as deep as Ocean,

Friends as solid as Diamonds,

and

Success as bright as Gold
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These are the wishes
for you and
your family on the
occasion of

Diwali

Happy Diwali SMS

फुलांचा सुगंध कोणी चोरु
शकत नाही ,
सूर्याची किरणे कोणी लपवू
शकत नाही ,
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 .
तुम्ही आमच्यापासून कितीही
दूर असलात तरी
दिपवलीच्या मंगल प्रसंगात
तुम्हांला आम्ही विसरु
 शकत नाही

दिपावलीच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा।

Happy Diwali SMS

स्वस्तिश्रीचे मंगल  तोरण घरी  असावे

ओंकारांचे नादब्रम्ह आसमंतात फूलावे

पणतीच्या मंद प्रकाशात घर हे उजळावे

ऐश्वयाच्या कलशावरती श्रीफळ शोभावे

लक्ष्मीच्या सुगम पावलांनी दिवळीने यावे

सुख संगती समृद्धीने सदैव  नांदावे

दिपवलीच्या शुभेच्छा

Happy Diwali SMS

दिवाली पूर्व सूचना
कृपया। … आपके "GF/BF" के  द्वारा दिए
गये और आपके द्वारा छुपाये गये 'फ़ोटो'
प्रेमपत्र , उपहार या अन्य कोई चीजे
याद  से निकाल ले , अन्यथा
घर की साफ  सफाई करते समय यह आपके
माँ , पिता या पत्नी को मिल सकता है
और इस अवस्था में आपके
घर में दिवाली  से पहले ही  पटाखे
फूट सकते है

सूचना जनहित में जारी

।। धन्यवाद ।।

Jokes SMS

Madam: Useless Bai !!!.. Why didn’t you come last week? And that too without informing me??????


Kamwali Bai: O Myadam... I had updated my Facebook status as "Will be out of town for a week..". Saaheb knows ki.


He even commented "Come soon... Miss U!!"

Kojagiree SMS

No Dadagiri
No Bhaigiri
No Gandhigiri
No Dabangiri
Q ki
1 din bad hai KOJAGIRI
So I m 1st WISH U "HAPPY KOJAGIRI"

Kojagiree SMS

मंद प्रकाश हा चंद्राचा 
त्यात गोड स्वाद  हा दुधाचा 
विश्वास वाढूद्या नात्याचा 
त्यात असुदे गोडवा साखरेचा 
कोजागिरी च्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा

Happy Dasara (MARATHI)

Sonyachya Pavalanni 
Ujalalya Disha,

Ghevun navi umed
navi aasha

Hotil purn manatil
sarva Ichha

Dasaryachya Sarvanna
Hardik shubhechha

Motivating SMS

"INSAAN"

chahe kitna Bhi BURA ho lekin,

Kabhi usse rishta mat todna,

Qki pani chahe kitna Bhi ganda ho jaye,

Pyaas nahi par AAG to bujha hi sakta hai.

Inspiratinal SMS

Attachment Is Not Wen 2 Ppl Chat Day&Night
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Its Wen Som1 E-Mails U & Adds An Image Or Data File With It. That File Is Called Attachment
:p

Inspiratinal SMS

Two Best Advices For Safe Life :
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1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ..
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2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:)

Chaotic SMS

BOSS To An Employee....
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"Do You Believe In Life After Death?"
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EMPLOYEE.....
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"Certainly Not! There's No Proof Of It",
He Replied.
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BOSS: "Well, There Is Now. After You Left
Early Yesterday To Go To Your Uncle's
Funeral, He Came Here Looking For You.

Jokes SMS

Banta applying for a Job

Interviewer :- what is difference between landline and cellphone ??

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Killing answer by Banta :-

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Banta :- landline me number ungliyon
se dail krna padta hy

aur

cellphone pe anguthe se...

Motivating SMS

A last ball six
A last ball wkt
A last min goal
A last min move often wins d game.

Thats why
"STUDENTS"
R stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam!
Hit Plus + if you agree

Jokes SMS

A man ti Dr :
Is there any
medicine for long
life?

Dr :
Get married!

Man :
Will it help?

Dr :
No, but it will avoid
such thoughts!

Collage SMS

Hum Aapko
Satate Rehnge

Marte Dum Tak
Msg Krte Rehnge

Or Jis Din Msg
Nhi aya
Samajh Lena

\'Us Din Govrnmnt
Holiday Hai Or Msg
Free Nhi Hai

Gn

Marathi SMS

SMS Mhanje,
Shabdancha Ek
"KHEL"

Vicharanaychi Oli
"BHEL",

Manacha Manashi
"MEL",

NI Kunitari
Kunasathitari Khas,
Mahnun Kadhlela
"VEL".

Gn

Friendly SMS

Closeness resides in
heart.

So no matter how
busy we are or how
far we are,

whether we call or sms,

trust me,

frnds r always cared
4ever!...

Chaotic SMS

CHEMISTRY at Its Peak

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??

Student : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOW ??

Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!

Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!

Collage SMS

Girls will be girls!
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Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf-
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"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
look for flat 9A,
you ll find a lift on ur right.
hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left....
hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get the door 4u"
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Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why m I hitting buttons with my elbows?
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Gf-"0MG! Are you coming empty handed ???"
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Bf:- (speechless)...

:D