Chaotic SMS

CHEMISTRY at Its Peak

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??

Student : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOW ??

Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!

Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!

Collage SMS

Girls will be girls!
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Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf-
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"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
look for flat 9A,
you ll find a lift on ur right.
hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left....
hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get the door 4u"
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Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why m I hitting buttons with my elbows?
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Gf-"0MG! Are you coming empty handed ???"
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Bf:- (speechless)...

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