Motivating SMS

Rainbow is possible only after rain! 

That's how Life is
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Enjoy every drop of water 
either from SKY or EYE...! 

Happiness will follow.

Inspiratinal SMS

Always be soft. 
Do not let the world make you hard. 
Do not let pain make you hate. 
Be Soft 
Be Generous
Be happy.

Collage SMS

Classic insult:
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AIEEE results were declared
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A boy messaged his rank to grlfrnd….

She replied:

"naya number liya h kya….?"

Friendly SMS

Thought of the Day -

O Lord,
Please bless me
and
Give me coffee
in the morning to change
the thing that I can....

And

Whiskey in the evening
to accept the
things that
I can't Change   !!!

Collage SMS

Teacher asked a Question in Class

Who are Lizards?


Awesome answer by a Kid....

They are those poor crocodiles who
forgot to have Horlicks 
when 
They were Young

Survey SMS

Dhoom 3 tickets are Rs. 900 at Big Theaters from Opening Day

Price breakup of Rs. 900/ticket

=

   Rs. 400 for Aamir
+ Rs. 300 for Katrina
+ Rs. 150 for Aamir's BMW Bike stunt
+ Rs. 30 for Aamir's Hat
+ Rs. 13 for Pritam's Band Music
+ Rs. 5 for Abhishek
+ Rs. 2 for Uday chopra

Chaotic SMS

At a wedding reception the D.J. Announced.....

"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living after marriage?"

The Bartender was almost crushed to death.

Jokes SMS

Santa Pathology Lab me gaya
aur bola:
"Bhai kuch help chahiye.....??"

Lab asst : Haan bolo?

Aur Santa ne apni Davai ki Bottle
me se ek Chamach Lab Asst
pila ke pucha:
"Meetha hai kya???"

Lab asst : 
"Nahi to, Kyu kya hai ye.....??"
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Santa :
Bas yahi puchna tha...!!!
Doctor ne kaha tha ki Pathologist ke
paas jakar Test  karwa lo ki
URINE me Sugar hai ke Nahi.....!!!!!