Friday, March 7, 2014

Jokes SMS

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Wife called hubby in office ..


Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ?


Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ...

Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?


Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..

(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needfull trick ?

Wife - I don't kno about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting


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Thursday, March 6, 2014

Jokes SMS

McAfee, Inc

Banta at Microsoft's Pune Office for an Interview -

Interviewer -
Which are the 4 Versions of JAVA?


Banta -
Mar JAVA,
Mit JAVA,
Lut JAVA,
Sadke JAVA
..!!!

Interviewer -

Great !!

Ata Ghari Java



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