Chaotic SMS

Height of Prank Call


Hello, Pooja hai..?

Nahi



To karvalo....


Jai Mata di...!!!

Jokes SMS

Wife called hubby in office ..

Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ?

Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ...

Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?

Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..

(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needfull trick ?

Wife - I don't kno about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting

Jokes SMS

Banta at Microsoft's Pune Office for an Interview -

Interviewer -
Which are the 4 Versions of JAVA?


Banta -
Mar JAVA,
Mit JAVA,
Lut JAVA,
Sadke JAVA
..!!!

Interviewer -

Great !!

Ata Ghari Java

Think one SMS

An Engineer's eyes are faster than Google in searching a beautiful girl in crowd...
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But...
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heart is slower than internet explorer while proposing girl whom he loves truly...
...
agree Engineers ???

Jokes SMS

मित्रों, आज हम आपको 'लव' के बारे बताते है

जानना चाहते है ना 'लव' के बारे में

तो सुनिये










 'लव' मर्यादा पुरषोत्तम श्री रामचंद्र जी के सुपुत्र थे

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