Jokes SMS

A man ti Dr :
Is there any
medicine for long
life?

Dr :
Get married!

Man :
Will it help?

Dr :
No, but it will avoid
such thoughts!

Collage SMS

Hum Aapko
Satate Rehnge

Marte Dum Tak
Msg Krte Rehnge

Or Jis Din Msg
Nhi aya
Samajh Lena

\'Us Din Govrnmnt
Holiday Hai Or Msg
Free Nhi Hai

Gn

Marathi SMS

SMS Mhanje,
Shabdancha Ek
"KHEL"

Vicharanaychi Oli
"BHEL",

Manacha Manashi
"MEL",

NI Kunitari
Kunasathitari Khas,
Mahnun Kadhlela
"VEL".

Gn

Friendly SMS

Closeness resides in
heart.

So no matter how
busy we are or how
far we are,

whether we call or sms,

trust me,

frnds r always cared
4ever!...

Chaotic SMS

CHEMISTRY at Its Peak

Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??

Student : COFFEE !!

Teacher : HOW ??

Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!

Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!