Chaotic SMS

For all the Corporate Folks..

Manager:
Hike will be as per Bell Curve

Employee:
What is that?

Manager:

Hindi main

Bolle toh Ghanta Milega...!

Jokes SMS

Ek Raat

Ek Chor

Ek Sardar k ghar me ghusa

Use chura dikha kar bola

Sona
kaha hai?

Sardar:
Ullu k patthe
pura ghar khali hai

kahi bhi jaake Soja...

Chaotic SMS

Height of Prank Call


Hello, Pooja hai..?

Nahi



To karvalo....


Jai Mata di...!!!

Jokes SMS

Wife called hubby in office ..

Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ?

Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ...

Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?

Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..

(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needfull trick ?

Wife - I don't kno about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting

Jokes SMS

Banta at Microsoft's Pune Office for an Interview -

Interviewer -
Which are the 4 Versions of JAVA?


Banta -
Mar JAVA,
Mit JAVA,
Lut JAVA,
Sadke JAVA
..!!!

Interviewer -

Great !!

Ata Ghari Java