Chaotic SMS

"Laugh a minute."                           

A grandma is shopping with her grandson.

The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts: "Degree, put the toy back"!

A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, "Is that his name?"

The grandma replied "Yes! I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back !"

Chaotic SMS

WHO NEED INCREMENT

CEO: 

Ok team, today we are going to play a game. 

When i say a fruit, you run to the right side and When i say a colour, you run to the left. 

One who is wrong will not get the increment.....Got it?
 

Team members: 

Yes, Got it
 

CEO: 

Ok. Ready.......
 

ORANGE..!!!😂😂😜

Friendly SMS

A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's  laughing.

Friendly SMS

A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's  laughing.

Comedy SMS

मुंबई पोलिस हवालदार :(बॉल पेन हातात) पावती बनाना पड़ेगा रे बाबा...
तुझं नाव काय??
what name...?

फॉरेनर :  Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz...
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हवालदार : दूसरी बार संभालनेका हा...। जाओ अभी !!! 

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