Chaotic SMS

A boy&a girl alone in a car..

Girl -: aaj mai tumhe wo jagah
dikhaungi jaha mujhe tetanus ka
injection laga tha..!

Boy gets excited&says,"haan
haan dikhao!!!"
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Girl -: ye dekho..
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SHAH NURSING HOME.....!

Motivating SMS

Do not make d same mistake twice
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There are so many others also
try a new one each day:-D:-D

-Rohit Maheshwari Somani

Survey SMS

Why Boys Hold Girl's Hands When Walking In Markets.

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.Bcz if they Leave Their Hands, girls Will Start shopping.
It Looks Romantic
But ActuallyIts Economic.!

-Rohit Maheshwari Somani

Jokes SMS

That Amazing Moment..

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When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne..

But,

The HeadphOnes Save Its Life...




Santa and Banta were playing
chess (joke doesn't end here)
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Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain,
pak rahe hai....

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera
sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf
ghoda...

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Phir waha PAPPU aata hai...

Pappu: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess
khelate hai.

Santa-Banta: Nahi, tu to hume
aasani se hara dega.

Pappu: Chalo yaar, Tum dono aur
me akela....

Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar
jayenge....

Pappu: Okay, mai left hand se
khelunga...

Santa-Banta : Haan, Phir thik hai...
(The joke still doesn't end.)
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur
Pappu chala jata hai....

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai,
yaar, Left hand se
bhi hara diya usne...

Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya wo
hume...

Santa: Kaise.....??

Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga.
(Joke ENDS here)

Independance Day SMS

Na sar jhuka 
hai kabhiaur 
na jhukayenge Kabhi,
jo apne 
dum pe jiyen 
sach me 
zindagi hai wahi.

Live like a true 
INDIAN.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Independance Day SMS

We Are Feel 
Proud To Be 
An Indian 
Love Our Nation 
Work For 
Our Nation 
Work For 
Our Nation To Grow.

Happy Independence Day

Independance Day SMS

Freedom 
In The Mind,
Faith In 
The Words..
Pride In 
Our Souls..
Lets Salute 
The Nation 
On Independence Day!..

Independance Day SMS

Patriotism is your 
conviction that 
this country is 
superior to all 
other countries 
because 
you were 
born in it.

Happy Independence Day

Independance Day SMS

SARFAROSHI KI 
TAMNNA AB 
HAMARE DIL 
MAIN HAI,DEKHNA 
HAI JOR KITNA 
BAJOO-A-KATIL 
MAIN HAI.

Happy Independence Day

Survey SMS

I.Q. Test :
Char zero ek saat
likho
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Likha?
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Kaise?

0000 aise likha?
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Fail !
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Correct ans
"4017"
Ghar walo ne kitni
ummido se padhaya,
Sab pani me....

Jokes SMS

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic
ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyu ghoorte ho?

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Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai

"Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12"...

Krishna Janmashtami SMS

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Happy Janmashtami.

TRUE LOVE SMS

My Life

Was in Darkness

B4 I met U

But Now

My Life is so..

BRIGHT

UKNOW WHY?

Because u r a

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TUBELIGHT

Survey SMS

Serious Question

If Harry Potter Has Magical Power

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Why The Hell He Needs To Wear Glasses?