Sunday, August 19, 2012

Jokes SMS



That Amazing Moment..

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When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne..

But,

The HeadphOnes Save Its Life...




Santa and Banta were playing
chess (joke doesn't end here)
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Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain,
pak rahe hai....

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera
sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf
ghoda...

(The joke doesn't end here either...)
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Phir waha PAPPU aata hai...

Pappu: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess
khelate hai.

Santa-Banta: Nahi, tu to hume
aasani se hara dega.

Pappu: Chalo yaar, Tum dono aur
me akela....

Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar
jayenge....

Pappu: Okay, mai left hand se
khelunga...

Santa-Banta : Haan, Phir thik hai...
(The joke still doesn't end.)
.
Dono obviously haar jate hai aur
Pappu chala jata hai....

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai,
yaar, Left hand se
bhi hara diya usne...

Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya wo
hume...

Santa: Kaise.....??

Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga.
(Joke ENDS here)




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