Survey SMS

Kal parso Mumbai mein baarish hui.
Sab ko accha laga.
par kya kisi ne socha ke Winter ke
baad direct Rainy season
kyu aya?
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Kyunki Summer toh
DHOOM 3 me
mar gaya tha....

Jokes SMS

Sardar was lying on beach

American : R u Relaxing?
Sardar : No, I'm Gopal Singh.

Another
American : R u Relaxing?
Sardar : No
I'm Gopal Singh.

Next Lady
American : R u Relaxing?
Sardar : No (Shouting)
I'm Gopal Singh.

Sardar left tht place in anger.

Then
Sardar asks one American lying nearby
R u Relaxing?
American : Yes.

Sardar slaps him & Says :
Haramkhor
Sab tuzhe dhund rahe he 
aur tu yahan leta hua hai.

Friendly SMS

If a beautiful woman goes for walk
every morning...
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She can improve health of
atleast 10 Men...

Makar Sankranti SMS (Marathi)

आठवण आमची
साठवण स्नेहाची
कणभर तीळ
मनभर प्रेम
गुळाचा गोडवा
आपुलकी वाढवा

तिळगुळ घ्या आणि गोड़गोड़ बोला

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Makar Sankranti SMS

Dukh sare visrun jaau,
God-God bolun
anandane rahu,
Navin utsavache
Swagar karu chala,
Tilgul ghya aani
god-god bola

Makar Sankrantichya Shubheccha