Chaotic SMS

"Laugh a minute."                           

A grandma is shopping with her grandson.

The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts: "Degree, put the toy back"!

A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, "Is that his name?"

The grandma replied "Yes! I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back !"

Chaotic SMS

WHO NEED INCREMENT

CEO: 

Ok team, today we are going to play a game. 

When i say a fruit, you run to the right side and When i say a colour, you run to the left. 

One who is wrong will not get the increment.....Got it?
 

Team members: 

Yes, Got it
 

CEO: 

Ok. Ready.......
 

ORANGE..!!!😂😂😜

Friendly SMS

A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's  laughing.

Friendly SMS

A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's  laughing.

Comedy SMS

मुंबई पोलिस हवालदार :(बॉल पेन हातात) पावती बनाना पड़ेगा रे बाबा...
तुझं नाव काय??
what name...?

फॉरेनर :  Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz...


हवालदार : दूसरी बार संभालनेका हा...। जाओ अभी !!! 

Hasu nakos, tula tari aal ka vachta

Motivating SMS

Passion and Silence are two Powerful things

Passion makes you Mentally Strong

&

Silence makes you Emotionally Strong..

Motivating SMS

Mind takes Brilliant Decisions
with some Mistakes.

But..

Heart takes Lovely Decisions
with Perfection
and
Full Satisfaction..

allow your True Heart to Rule Yourself.

Collage SMS

Boy:
Hi, I bought a new iPhone 5..!!

Girl:
Wow
Konsi Company Ka???

Boy:
Ja Behen tu ghar ja,
Reebok ka laya hu

Jokes SMS

Chor aaya,

Tijori par likha tha:

"Todne ki zaroorat nahi
 Button Dabao
 Khul Jayegi"

Button dabate hi Police aa Gayi.

Police:
Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai?

Chor:
Maa kasam
Aaj insaniyat se Vishwas uth Gaya

Jokes SMS

Ravan ko Court me
laya gaya
aur kaha:

Gita pe hath rakho

Ravan Bola:

Sala Sita pe hath rakha
to itna matter hua,

Ab Gita pe..

Sorry, Boss I'm NOT Interested

Chaotic SMS

Shadi me Sardar ne 
Plate pe 
Tissue Paper
Dekh k socha 
Ye bhi khane wali 
Cheez hai

Jaise hi wo khane laga to Sab Sardar Chillaye:

Oye Mat kha,

TASTY NAHI HAI

Motivating SMS

रफ़्तार कुछ जिंदगी की
यूँ बनाये रख ग़ालिब
कि
दुश्मन भले आगे निकल जाए
पर
दोस्त कोई पीछे न छूटे

Motivating SMS

में खुल के हस रहा हू
फकीर होते हुए
वो मुस्कुरा भी न पाया
अमीर होते हुए

कदर किरदार की होती है

वरना

कद में तो साया भी
इंसान से बड़ा होता है

Think one SMS

Soft Nature of a person does not mean Weakness

Remember:

Nothing is softer than water,
but its force can break the strongest of rocks..

Think one SMS

The Bare Truth:

Neither Time Changes Nor Do People..

The Only Thing
That Changes With Time

Is

Our Perceptions

&

Our Priorities

Chaotic SMS

आँसू तेरे निकले तो 
आँखे मेरी हो ,

दिल तेरा धड़के तो 
धड़कन मेरी हो,

खुद करे दोस्ती हमारी 
इतनी गहरी हो,

के सड़क पर लोग तुम्हे पीटे 
और गलती मेरी हो

Think one SMS

Do something
very great
in Life
that
People should
search your name
on
Google
rather than
on
Facebook

Chaotic SMS

Kaun kehta hai,

Sirf Mohobbat me

hi dard hota hai..

Kambakht

Darwaje me Ungli
aa jaye to bhi

Jaan nikal Jati hai

Think one SMS

Dnt b Disappointd
wen nobody
stands wid u...


just remember
what
EINSTEIN
said :


I'm thankful to
those who
left me,
cz dey
taught me..


I CAN DO IT ALONE

Chaotic SMS

For all the Corporate Folks..

Manager:
Hike will be as per Bell Curve

Employee:
What is that?

Manager:

Hindi main

Bolle toh Ghanta Milega...!

Jokes SMS

Ek Raat

Ek Chor

Ek Sardar k ghar me ghusa

Use chura dikha kar bola

Sona
kaha hai?

Sardar:
Ullu k patthe
pura ghar khali hai

kahi bhi jaake Soja...

Chaotic SMS

Height of Prank Call


Hello, Pooja hai..?

Nahi



To karvalo....


Jai Mata di...!!!

Jokes SMS

Wife called hubby in office ..

Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ?

Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ...

Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?

Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..

(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needfull trick ?

Wife - I don't kno about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting

Jokes SMS

Banta at Microsoft's Pune Office for an Interview -

Interviewer -
Which are the 4 Versions of JAVA?


Banta -
Mar JAVA,
Mit JAVA,
Lut JAVA,
Sadke JAVA
..!!!

Interviewer -

Great !!

Ata Ghari Java

Think one SMS

An Engineer's eyes are faster than Google in searching a beautiful girl in crowd...
.
.
.
.
.
.
But...
.
.
.
.
.
heart is slower than internet explorer while proposing girl whom he loves truly...
...
agree Engineers ???

Jokes SMS

मित्रों, आज हम आपको 'लव' के बारे बताते है

जानना चाहते है ना 'लव' के बारे में

तो सुनिये










 'लव' मर्यादा पुरषोत्तम श्री रामचंद्र जी के सुपुत्र थे

अधिक जानकारी के लिए

कृपया 'रामायण' पढ़े


जय श्री राम

Survey SMS

Kal parso Mumbai mein baarish hui.
Sab ko accha laga.
par kya kisi ne socha ke Winter ke
baad direct Rainy season
kyu aya?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyunki Summer toh
DHOOM 3 me
mar gaya tha....

Jokes SMS

Sardar was lying on beach

American : R u Relaxing?
Sardar : No, I'm Gopal Singh.

Another
American : R u Relaxing?
Sardar : No
I'm Gopal Singh.

Next Lady
American : R u Relaxing?
Sardar : No (Shouting)
I'm Gopal Singh.

Sardar left tht place in anger.

Then
Sardar asks one American lying nearby
R u Relaxing?
American : Yes.

Sardar slaps him & Says :
Haramkhor
Sab tuzhe dhund rahe he 
aur tu yahan leta hua hai.

Friendly SMS

If a beautiful woman goes for walk
every morning...
.
.
.
.
.
She can improve health of
atleast 10 Men...

Makar Sankranti SMS (Marathi)

आठवण आमची
साठवण स्नेहाची
कणभर तीळ
मनभर प्रेम
गुळाचा गोडवा
आपुलकी वाढवा

तिळगुळ घ्या आणि गोड़गोड़ बोला

शुभ संक्रांती

Makar Sankranti SMS

Dukh sare visrun jaau,
God-God bolun
anandane rahu,
Navin utsavache
Swagar karu chala,
Tilgul ghya aani
god-god bola

Makar Sankrantichya Shubheccha